Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?

It can cause lemon AIDS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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How did the PokΓ©mon trainer get HIV?

Sharing Weedles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Hojoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Scientists have found a way to detect HIV using sound

They call the device hearing aids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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He never even had HIV!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zarch-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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The other day my doctor told me I have hiv

Me: are you positive? Doctor: no you are

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Why isn't HIV a major cause of depression?

Because it's not that hard to stay positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Dad : With you in the car I can take the ’HIV lane’

Me: Yea dad really aids us in our endeavor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keatonsteuben
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Did you hear about the music group that is consisted entirely of members who are HIV positive?

They call themselves The Band-Aids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_Kid_CoDi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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What does eating HIV tainted food do, you ask?

AIDS digestion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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One out of every two and a half men is HIV positive...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loudsilences
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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What do you call someone that got HIV even while wearing a condom?

Magic Johnson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curryhathcometh
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Back in The Roman Empire HIV was known by a different name

They called it "High Five"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Msgt_Rootbeer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2017
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What does HIV become at the University of Florida?

Gatoraids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shellac31
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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There are HIV positive ticks out there now.

They're giving people Lyme AIDS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveHRRT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2014
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Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.

At least he told us to be positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomguy6282
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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How do you always stay positive in life?

|life|

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AahilD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives you HIV, you make Live Aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/666bro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I have a friend named Henry the fourth.

We call him β€˜HIV’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artakhosravi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I went to get my blood tested...

I thought I was Type-A. But it was a typo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hero_of_the_story
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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Lots of people have hearing aids

but not many have hearing HIV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glidy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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