Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
It can cause lemon AIDS.
How did the Pokémon trainer get HIV?
Sharing Weedles!
Scientists have found a way to detect HIV using sound
They call the device hearing aids
The other day my doctor told me I have hiv
Me: are you positive? Doctor: no you are
Why isn't HIV a major cause of depression?
Because it's not that hard to stay positive.
Dad : With you in the car I can take the ’HIV lane’
Me: Yea dad really aids us in our endeavor
Did you hear about the music group that is consisted entirely of members who are HIV positive?
They call themselves The Band-Aids
What does eating HIV tainted food do, you ask?
AIDS digestion.
One out of every two and a half men is HIV positive...
What do you call someone that got HIV even while wearing a condom?
Magic Johnson
Back in The Roman Empire HIV was known by a different name
They called it "High Five"
What does HIV become at the University of Florida?
Gatoraids
There are HIV positive ticks out there now.
They're giving people Lyme AIDS
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life gives you HIV, you make Live Aid.
I have a friend named Henry the fourth.
We call him ‘HIV’.
I went to get my blood tested...
I thought I was Type-A. But it was a typo.
