Blank envelope....

Now, thats something that needs addressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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When REM met The Queen, she held up a stamped envelope and then said...

"That's me in the corner."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I really push the envelope in this video.... v.redd.it/c2yyvsfjuzb41
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.

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I'm trying to convince my friend that being a fraudster isn't for him. I went over to his house the other day and he was putting canned meat in envelopes.

Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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It's Christmas day. Mariah Carey is opening presents around the tree with friends and family. She opens an envelope with a gift, the deed to a piece of residential land.

With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I have been pushing the envelope all my life

But it still remains stationery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgetrandy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why did the German mail man deliver an envelope to the Polish neighbour?

Because he was in Reichweite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aremathick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope

It'll still be stationery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NachoRaptor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Envelope: β€œare we there yet? I’m worried we’re not going to make it!”

Mailman: β€œI’ll keep you posted”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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My son showed me a stamped envelope and asked, "Is this a postmark?"

I burst into tears. 12 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Gary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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As much as you might move around an envelope

It'll always be stationery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_sewer_rat_0900
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving

I told him it's because they are stationary

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I Just opened a card and a load of rice fell out the envelope

It’s was from my uncle Ben

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoelandLouise
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Teapot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I really push the envelope in this video.... v.redd.it/c2yyvsfjuzb41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thel3viathan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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BREAKING NEWS The M6 has become blocked after a truck shed its load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes...

Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InOPWeTrust
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?

Envolope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kkshitij4_exe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What's the most common word that only contains one letter?

Envelope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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The letter was inside the envelope and couldn't see outside so he told the stamp...

to keep him posted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stayouttamyswamp-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me and we'll go places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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A new study has found that white envelopes tend to be delivered faster than envelopes of any other colour

I guess you could say that there's...

white mail privilege

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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My girlfriend told me that a very thick letter had arrived for me.

I replied, 'of course it's thick. Envelopes and pieces of paper do not tend to have a very high IQ'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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The envelope to our landlord with rent cheques
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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What do you call letters and envelopes that haven’t been moved in years?

Stationary.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Dad got me with a bit of wisdom: No matter how much you try to push the envelope...

...it'll always be stationery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CandysaurusRex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2016
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My dad likes bad puns, so I decided to include some on his Father's Day card envelope. Thought you all might appreciate!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack-ums
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Some puns here do a good job at pushing the envelope. Too bad they'll always be stationery.
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No matter how much you push the envelope,

it'll still be stationery.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the ends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PewPewWizard2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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There's an envelope on my doorstep that says "do not bend"

I still haven't worked out how to pick it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerofblame
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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No matter how hard you push the envelope ...

It'll still be stationery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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No matter how much you push the envelope,

It'll always be stationery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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No matter how far you push the envelope...

It'll always be stationery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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No matter how much you push the envelope...

It'll always be stationery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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No matter how much you push the envelope

It will still be statioery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djkp7211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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If you push the envelope...

...is it still stationary?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiscoveringMore
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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The local motorway has become blocked after a lorry shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.

Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mapguy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me and we'll go places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_mono_no_aware
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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No matter how far you push the envelope..

.. it always remains stationary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luckydragon88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What did the envelope say to the stamp?

Stick with me and we'll go places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigGorilla666
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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No matter how much you push the Envelope

It'll still be stationary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajid786farz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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No matter how far you push the envelope...

it always remains stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichyCigars
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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What starts with an E

Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?

>!Envelope!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewave07
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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A paradox - No matter how much you push the envelope, it will always be stationary.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wu-TangJedi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope...

It will always be stationary

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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