Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?
Pocket Lindts...
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Thai girls are like a box of chocolates....
You never know which ones have the nuts.
Life is like a box of chocolates...
It's destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.
It’s only the second day of Hanukkah, and my wife already ate all of the chocolate in the house...
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
I'll see myself out
In an alternate universe, George Michael had an allergy to chocolate
He was killed by a careless Wispa
A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.
He gave one to three for five
According to my chocolate advent calender....
There is only 3 days till Xmas.
Don't fight with me over chocolate
I am not someone to be truffled with!
I just baked some fresh chocolate chip cookies
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
Free chocolate slogan
"This is the best chocolate I have ever tasted"
Eats entire bar in two bites
"Bar, none"
You're welcome big chocolate...
My pal used to think he was a chocolate orange....
So in the end, we had to have him sectioned.
What kind of chocolate do Australian diving fans eat?
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?
It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...
But I am still looking for the pink cows!
A child picks up a piece of chocolate and puts it in the shopping cart. The mother takes the chocolate, as it is unhealthy, and puts it down next to the eggs.
For its unhealthy being, it was in eggs-aisle.
What do you get if you fill a shampoo bottle with chocolate sauce?
What do you call a female chocolate?
A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...
"No. You can taek-won-do."
An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.
Police believe he tried to top himself.
Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
What was the name of the Egyptian that was buried with chocolate and nuts?
Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.
#Why didn't the dad let his young boy have the chocolate he wanted?#
I heard a rumour Cadbury have created a new oriental chocolate bar..
2020 came out looking like a warm chocolate chip cookie...
Today I went out searching for shredded coconut coated in chocolate.
They call me The Bounty Hunter.
I’m the most loved magician at the chocolate factory.
I always have a couple of Twix up my sleeves
FYI - Dove Chocolates...
Taste MUCH better than Dove Soap.
My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...
In case you were wondering, chocolate identifies as female.
Preferred pronouns are Her/she
What do you call a clever yet contemptible Brit who makes chocolate and candy in a super-secret factory?
What do you call a miscellaneous pile of marshmallows, chocolate, and gram-crackers?
The FDA recently mandated that chocolate has to contain 12% cacao instead of the current 10%.
Looks like they're raising the chocolate bar.
People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema.
Well...
I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out...
The second one said “thanks, you’re a lifesaver!”
The first one responded “actually I’m a KitKat”
I felt bad for eating my Jewish friend's coin shaped chocolate candy he had purchased to given his children at Hanukkah...
Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good! Turns out...
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
My wife asked me to make my flourless chocolate torte this week, but with a few changes to the recipe.
I guess you could say I dabble in torte reform.
Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
According to my chocolate advent calendar...
....there's only 3 days left till Xmas
Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?
He was Careless with his Wispa
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