Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?

It's a pharaoh rocher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What did the hazelnut spread say to the interrogator?

β€œI’m NUTELLAn ya nothin!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Balltanker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...

They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Friend was deathly allergic to peanuts so Dad was asking if he was allergic to all type of nuts, hazelnuts, walnuts etc. He went silent...

"how about donuts?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/likerumonthefire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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A Doctor always stopped at a local bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender created just for him.

One day, the bartender ran out of the hazelnut flavor so he substituted hickory nuts instead. The doctor took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, β€œthis isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!”

β€œNo I’m sorry”, replied the bartender, β€œIt’s a hickory daiquiri, doc”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dredgemate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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What did the hazelnut spread say to the detective?

I'm nuttelling you anything without my lawyer present

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fbi1213
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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What do you call the hazelnut chocolate spread manufactured by Reddit, Inc...

Snoo-tella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qubist1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2015
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Archeologists in Egypt have uncovered the tomb of a mummy that appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts

It's beleived to be the long lost Pharoah Rocher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philbertagain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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What do an information age bank and a Texan hazelnut lover have in common?

Net-teller'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arathnorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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fed up with my puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMickS
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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he walked right into this one...

http://imgur.com/uw6in88

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el-eric
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2015
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Nobody smiled out of five people.

I had bought some food and put it away in the cupboards. My girlfriend's friends had come over and wanted to eat stuff.

I didn't want my girlfriend to mention we had a new jar of choc-hazelnut spread to be eaten.

I said "No! You must nutella them!"

Nobody smiled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1982-present
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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Dinner joke

So tonight at the dinner table my mother wanted to explain how she made the salad.

So she begins with: "first i chopped some salat just to begin the salat, and I added some apple and lime to give it some bitterness. I also chopped some hazelnuts to give the salat umami" (to those who don't know what umami is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami)

Then my dad interrupted and said: "If I had made that salat, i would have used walnuts instead. I prefer the taste og upapi.

The he laughed in a way, only a dad can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antonchristian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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My 4 year old is honing her dad joke skills.

My wife and I were enjoying coffee this morning when I asked her what kind it was. My daughter said "It's hazelnut coffee! Right, Mommy?" My wife said "No. Way off." To which my daughter replied "Way off coffee?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdlyons81
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2015
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Archaeologists on a dig in Egypt have uncovered a mummy dipped in chocolate and hazelnuts.

Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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