...Australians usually boo meringue
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.
They have no yolks.
It's a Pavlovian response.
Dad: Are they ready yet? Are they a little brown on the top?
Sister: What do you mean brown on top?
Dad: Because then they are meringue-a-tans.
Me: What?!? The makes no sense.
He laughed though and that's all that counts right?
My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.
I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.
So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.
The look on her face was priceless!
I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.
Apparently they were Meringue-utans.
He drew a blanc
They usually boo meringue.
You meringue?
...a meringue-utan
They both have meringue on them.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
A meringue-utang
They both got meringue on 'em.
A boo-meringue.
I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.
I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, βDo you want a liftβ. βNo thanksβ, they replied, βWeβre Walkersβ.
I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all Β£5 apart from one that was Β£10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said βthatβs maderia cakeβ.
Bought some cream, it said βstore in a cool placeβ. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.
Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.
A man says βI keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the otherβ. The doctor says βIβm afraid you are a trifle deafβ.
I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden
What do they call a man who abandoned his diet? DESSERTER.
Ice cream is exquisiteβ¦ βwhat a pity it isnβt illegal.
The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adamβs banana.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because itβs too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When itβs been sliced.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
A birthday greeting: For someone special as you, only ANGELFOOD would do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Did you hear there are two suspects in Two Ton Charleyβs death? BEN and JERRY.
Donβt eat too much fudge, or else you will have so much pudge you wonβt be able to budge.
You know youβre a mom ifβ¦ Popsicles have become a staple food.
Mexican candy makes my taste buds say βOLE!β
FORGET LOVEβ¦ Iβ
... keep reading on reddit β‘Boom meringue
Boo-meringue.
We're watching tv. All of sudden I hear some slapping, my godmother laugh and tell my godfather, "you're so weird". I turn and he says: "you wanted your palm read, so I made it red!"
Laughter.
Then my god mother looks at me and says "why does this remind you of pie" (sticking her hand out) I go, "idk, why" She replies: "Bc its got meringue on it!"
I love them.
For dessert we'd made something called a queen of cakes which involves a custard and breadcrumb base and a meringue topping. The custard hadn't set properly and as eating I said, "This hasn't set properly, it's like curdled custard!" seconds later my dad replied with "Was that in the dining room with the candlestick?" I was the only one that got it, I must say I'm impressed, just finished a game of cluedo with the family.
[Read in a heavy scottish accent]
Is that a donut or a meringue? Nah, you're right, it's a donut.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was surprised, as Australian's usually boo meringue.
Australians usually boo-meringue.
I was shocked, Australians usually boo meringue.
Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.
... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.
And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.
A boo-meringue.
