I had my front door replaced with a door entirely made out of chocolate with a ganache handle and caramel accents.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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My wife was baking and asked me to try a "blob of ganache".

I said, isn't that a Middle Eastern dip?

She said "what?" with a confused look on her face.

I said, "you know....blabbaganash?"

A second later, loud groaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armbone
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I found a parasite in my Easter basket who tried telling me there was no God.

It was an egg ganache tick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PenguinWithAglock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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