My dad handed me and my love interest a bottle of vodka and said we needed to liquor up, I replied....

"Liquor? I'm just trying to date her!"

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While Watching the Olympics...

While watching the Olympics, my mom saw a black athlete that she figured was from Russia. She remarked... >"Oh, I didn't know there were Black Russians."

My dad replied in a matter-of-fact tone, without missing a beat... >"Yea, you just don't add the cream."

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📅︎ Feb 19 2014
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