I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue

I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.

Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
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Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!

Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
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Why aren't meringues funny?

They have no yolks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
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I salivate uncontrollably whenever I see fruit, cream and meringue...

It's a Pavlovian response.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamilshymn
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My sister was baking meringue. It didn't really make sense

Dad: Are they ready yet? Are they a little brown on the top?

Sister: What do you mean brown on top?

Dad: Because then they are meringue-a-tans.

Me: What?!? The makes no sense.

He laughed though and that's all that counts right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jubjamie
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What is an Australian ghost’s favorite dessert?

Boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toxicdreamland
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What smells of egg and swings through the jungle?

A meringue-utan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
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Aussies!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowthe_numbers
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What do you call a scary icing that you can't get rid of?

A boo meringue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemist612
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A recipe for a good relationship

My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.

I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.

So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.

The look on her face was priceless!

I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeyRidesABikey
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I went to the zoo and saw 2 massive hairy apes, covered in cream and cherries on their heads..

Apparently they were Meringue-utans.

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What happened when the Frenchman used a white pencil?

He drew a blanc

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What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?

They both have meringue on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lizard_Breakfast
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What do they say when you phone the patisserie?

You meringue?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadAwful
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What’s white, light and sugary and swings through trees? ...

...a meringue-utan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.

They call it Boo-Meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadBodDeadpool
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What do you call a monkey who loves fancy desserts?

A meringue-utang

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A favorite of my Papa's: What do a lemon pie and my finger have in common?

They both got meringue on 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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Which type of dessert will come back and haunt you?

A boo-meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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What is the Australian dynamite's favorite pie?

Boom meringue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostButNotQuit
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What's an Australian ghost's favorite type of pie?

Boo-meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LambentEnigma
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At my godparents house...

We're watching tv. All of sudden I hear some slapping, my godmother laugh and tell my godfather, "you're so weird". I turn and he says: "you wanted your palm read, so I made it red!"

Laughter.

Then my god mother looks at me and says "why does this remind you of pie" (sticking her hand out) I go, "idk, why" She replies: "Bc its got meringue on it!"

I love them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjleggz
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So I was eating an improperly cooked pudding...

For dessert we'd made something called a queen of cakes which involves a custard and breadcrumb base and a meringue topping. The custard hadn't set properly and as eating I said, "This hasn't set properly, it's like curdled custard!" seconds later my dad replied with "Was that in the dining room with the candlestick?" I was the only one that got it, I must say I'm impressed, just finished a game of cluedo with the family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curryhouseindia
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My dad always got me with this one

[Read in a heavy scottish accent]

Is that a donut or a meringue? Nah, you're right, it's a donut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GregorF92
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I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.

I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.

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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded the chef for making a perfect meringue.

I was surprised, as Australian's usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holiestofrollers
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and was surprised when the audience cheered the meringue.

Australians usually boo-meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bu11et_farmer
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked, Australians usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day

Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
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I was watching an Australian cooking show ...

... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.

I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deerollz
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I was watching an Australian cooking show...

And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatDaddi
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What do you call an egg dessert that keeps coming back to scare you?

A boo-meringue.

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