Did you hear about the Punjabi polymath who makes flatbread for a living?

He's a jack of all trades, master of naan.

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👤︎ u/jeromocles
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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That's very PUNjabi
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👤︎ u/Yugvijay
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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This is dope. (Yes, weed is illegal in India)
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👤︎ u/golubeerji
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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How do you call someone who makes a lot of puns:

A PUNk.

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👤︎ u/killertjed
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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What country speaks the most puns

India, they speak Punjabi

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After a dad joke my father says, "I bet you never knew that I spoke..."

PUNjabi!

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👤︎ u/Ethansig
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Dad in the car

Our car radio uses buttons that say "Seek" to change the channel.

We were driving along and my mum asked how to change the channel, I told her to press the "Seek" button. My dad said "Why would you press that? All you'd get is Punjabi nonsese."

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👤︎ u/Sully97
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