If someone gets mad at you for making Indian puns, just tell them it's not Bhavik deal
Indian Puns
Agar kisine Favde ka galat istemaal kiya to UNEARTH hoo jayega😂
My partner is telling me that I'm gaining a lot of weight from eating a lot of Indian food
But I think it's a naan issue.
What do you call an Indian using a karaoke machine?
The best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant is
that one of them is an elephant.
I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for
I told him it’s Naan of his business
Edit: he could have replied “papa dumb”
What do you call an Indian grandma?
Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?
His whole life he’s been a naan starter.
My wife asked how many Indian flatbreads do we still have at home,
Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...
What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
When I order Indian food I get to eat all of it myself.
No one else ever wants naan.
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
Indian buffet
I really like Indian bread, but the buffet I went to had naan.
All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
Did you hear about that chef at the Indian restaurant that was bitten by a radioactive spider?
He hoped to receive super strength, but it was just naan-sense.
What did the Indian say to his mother after leaving Bombay?
I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.
They all tell me it's naan optional.
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
What did the British guy tell his Indian mother when he was going to leave?
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
I always know when my Indian flat bread is ready without looking.
Guess I'm a Naan prophet.
Why did the fat Indian girl decide to run a marathon?
She was a very moti-weighted person.
Did you hear that the Indian restaurant hired a new delivery guy?
He’s a top-notch curry-er.
I dined at a casual Indian restaurant last night...
credit(Indian Hills community)
What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?
~Nyaan~ bread
😂
Ill see myself out now 😅
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
We just made pizza on Indian flat bread
I have to say It was naan’t bad!
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
Who is the god of the Indian Ocean?
I asked my friend: How was the Indian dinner?
He said "Pretty good. Why do you ask"
"Just curry-us"
I asked my Indian neighbour if I could borrow some bread...
Indian cops have a strong pun game..
What do you call a modern Indian restaurant?
Indian restaurant just gave me a peice of flatbread as an appetizer...
...it was a naan starter.
Indian Grandmothers make great bakers
What's an Indian Chicken's favourite clothing?
I've got an Indian roommate
I took my friend to an Indian buffet and he complained about the bread.
It turned out to be a Naan issue.
The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.
“That’s a naan-starter” I told him.
I asked a baker if he’d tell me what I need to make an Indian sourdough bread.
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One of them is an elephant
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