Indian Curry Puns

Rogaine Josh

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

A Vindaloop

(and no, I didn't even know about the South Park Episode named that until I searched Reddit to see if this was posted before)

They fired all Naan essential staff.

I had an idea to start an Indian fast food restaurant. I’d call it “Hurry with the Curry”.

Unfortunately, my wife said it was a naan-starter.

Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.

Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!

Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.

An actual dad joke from about an hour ago. He delivered it flawlessly.

My dad holds up the empty bread basket to the waiter and, with a serious face, says "this bread, we have naan."

My friend Sarah and I were tossing up between Indian and Thai. We called her boyfriend Sam to see if he would like takeaway. He can't have shellfish so Thai is a no.

Sarah: "we're trying to decide if we should get Thai or Indian. Do you want take out because if you do, we will get curry but if not, we will get Thai for us."

Me: "you're the tie-breaker."

We were talking about a particular Indian restaurant, and she asked, "Is it dine-in or do they only do curry-out?"

Brother: I wonder if it was an Indian burial ground.

Me: That would explain why I keep waking up to the smell of curry!