Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.

He was put in an induced korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?

He got so ill he fell into a korma!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inappropriate420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Pun Request

I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:

  • Black Pepper
  • Cinnamon
  • Garlic Powder
  • Paprika
  • Nutmeg
  • Chili Powder
  • Basil
  • Tumeric
  • Onion Powder
  • Curry Powder

Any ideas are appreciated!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Dadjoked my mate via facebook

Him: did you hear about that story about the kids being suspended from school from snorting sweets?

Me: No but this ones worse did you hear about the kids who snorted curry powder?

Him: No

Me: well the police found them and one of the kids had to be taken to hospital because he was found in a korma

I got no response

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pullingthestrings
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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I snorted curry powder once.

It nearly put me in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travis_Cheesman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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