6 Hilarious Curry Powder Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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👤︎ u/Chainsmoker88

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.

He was put in an induced korma.

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👤︎ u/MrDobble

📅︎ Jun 25 2020

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Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?

He got so ill he fell into a korma!

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👤︎ u/inappropriate420

📅︎ Jun 12 2019

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Pun Request

I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:

Black Pepper
Cinnamon
Garlic Powder
Paprika
Nutmeg
Chili Powder
Basil
Tumeric
Onion Powder
Curry Powder

Any ideas are appreciated!

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👤︎ u/photoboothtraining

📅︎ Dec 26 2018

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Dadjoked my mate via facebook

Him: did you hear about that story about the kids being suspended from school from snorting sweets?

Me: No but this ones worse did you hear about the kids who snorted curry powder?

Him: No

Me: well the police found them and one of the kids had to be taken to hospital because he was found in a korma

I got no response

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👤︎ u/pullingthestrings

📅︎ Nov 15 2014

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I snorted curry powder once.

It nearly put me in a korma.

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👤︎ u/Travis_Cheesman

📅︎ Dec 30 2018

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