I'm no fan of Indian food

To me, it's a naan starter....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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We love Indian food

Decided to cook our Chicken Korma recipe with potatoes, onions, etc. in our InstaPot. It was Instant Korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonjohnsc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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My partner is telling me that I'm gaining a lot of weight from eating a lot of Indian food

But I think it's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brichouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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When I order Indian food I get to eat all of it myself.

No one else ever wants naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GolfInside
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?

~Nyaan~ bread

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Ill see myself out now πŸ˜…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanguis_Luppi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Indian food be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My wife always orders her Indian food with the highest level of spiciness.

She’s very curry-ageous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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My ethnic friend asked me how much Indian food I usually have in my diet.

I said, "Naan."

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What do you call a person who delivers Indian food?

A currier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/good_life_pa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I offered to help publish a book of recipes for a local Indian food restaurant.

They made me sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NThruThe0utdoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I was so happy when my wife told me she's making Indian food for dinner that I wanted to do something nice and bought her flowers and chocolate.

I guess it's just her way to curry favor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rasdit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Ordering Indian food

Ordering orange chicken curry: 20 bucks

Delivery: 2 bucks

Opening it and finding out they forgot something: Riceless!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILooveCats
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Never get bread for an appetizer when you go out for Indian food

It's a naan-starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My girlfriend doesn't like to argue about Indian food.

She's pretty naan confrontational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchAmarthofBodom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My favorite Indian food imgur.com/Kizwcbz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_elange
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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I MUST have bread with my Indian food

That’s just naan-negotiable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd0sed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Why did the owners of the Indian food restaurant decide to be closed on Mondays?

They were tired of working naan stop and needed to tikka break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClimbingCactus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Never bribe someone with Indian food.

You could be accused of currying favour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldrickD2M
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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I asked my wife if she’d like to eat Indian food

She wanted naan of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunkSchwayze
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Tried Indian food for the first time. They recommended the Chicken Pakora appetizer, but I was having none of it.

For me it was a Naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntwiles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Do you want to hear a joke about Indian food?

Too bad, I've got naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-rabid-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Why did the inmate keep smuggling in Indian food for corrections officers?

He wanted to curry favor with the guards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mstrchapl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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When I order extra bread with my Indian Food...

...I'm Nan-plussed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plushcoots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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So I was trying to think up a witty pun one day. Anyway, Indian food.

How's that for a Naan Sequitur?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fear_N_Whiskey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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A friend of mine introduced me to Indian food last night...

I thought it tasted a little funny, and wanted to return it. My friend assured me that would be naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmcc24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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I was talking to my dad and he abruptly changed the topic to Indian food

It was a real naan sequitur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alpha_1100001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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My wife asked if I prefer Thai food or Indian food...

I told her I'm naan-partisan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donald386
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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We had Indian food last night.......

Everyone was full, but I was still hungry because I had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoundersFC31
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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What's your dad's favorite Indian food?

PAPAdums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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A coworker offered me Indian food today

I told him it was obvious he was only trying to curry favor with me. His efforts were a naan-starter. He may as well turn around and walk out that tandoori came in from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickmyfiddles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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I choked on some Indian food last night

It was a paneer-death experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polyrhythmmic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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The San Antonio Spurs do not like Indian food.

Especially curry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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I keep dreaming about bad Indian food.

It's a recurrying nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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Did you hear about the food fight at the Indian restaurant?

There were injuries to many naan combatants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigoldgeek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
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When my co-worker asked for some of my Indian food.

I told him that he would get naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detsl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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Donald Trump was recently asked why he hates Indian food so much

He replied "I'm not a supporter of naan profits."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AeroZep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2017
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Talking to my co-worker about Indian food....

Me: I can't believe you don't like Indian food! I love the bread it's so good!

Co-worker: I don't really like bread so...

Me: So ... I guess that means you are naan a fan

Co-worker proceeds to give me intense glare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Decakebaker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2016
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My friend was talking about Indian food

And she goes: "Rice is an integral ingredient in Indian cuisine"

So I answered "You really wouldn't wanna derive from it then, eh?"

The glare she gave me afterwards was priceless :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saphira294
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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Eating indian food with some family

me looking through the menu: "I don't think I want any of the stuff on this page."

dad: "So you want naan of the above?"

me: "Ppbtch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cubiekart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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My daughter has been frightened lately, because I've been waking up nightly, screaming from a bad dream. (It's a dream in which I'm forced to eat Indian food for every meal...)

I told her it's just a recurrying nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourbrotherrex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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I took this girl I was seeing out for some Indian food today.

Not being well-acquainted with Indian food, we ordered an appetizer at random. It was deep fried and we couldn't really tell what was in it.

Her: For all we know, we could be eating chicken eyes right now.

Me: Nah, I'm pretty sure I know how they look.

She sighed, but failed in stifling her smile.

I'm only twenty two, but I can feel the dadforce growing in me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehgreatiam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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What do you call someone who delivers Indian food?

A currier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majoramiibo
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