Cauldron Puns

A list of puns related to "Cauldron"

Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?

He made himself a laughing stock

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👤︎ u/asiers
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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What did the scary old woman say when she found a gold cauldron?

I’m gonna be witch.

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👤︎ u/Suprmnstr
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his potions’ pot and his best mate

They’re both cauldron

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👤︎ u/SuperNova7039
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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What did lady Macbeth say when she kicked her misbehaving dog out of her room?

Out, damn Spot. Out!

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👤︎ u/FiveFingeredKing
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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They're out trick or treating, and I'm home giving out candy.

I was left home to greet the trick or treaters, and give out the candy from the big black cauldron by the door.

"So I have a Cauldron of Duty." Groans

Proof: https://mobile.twitter.com/mrburkemath/status/660577373377703936

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?

They are both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/Kabukimansanjoe
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/H_G_Bells
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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Why couldn't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cookpot and his best friend?

They are both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/death-to-turtles
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/ramsaysbitch
📅︎ Dec 19 2016
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Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend.

They’re both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/Wishyouamerry
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend...

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/semihemidemisemi
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend.

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/thatsharsh
📅︎ Jul 16 2015
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Harry Potter struggles telling his Cooking Pot and Best Friend apart...

They're both Cauldron.

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👤︎ u/Zenarai
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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