What powers an electric kettle?

Electrici-tea.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.

My mate reckons I have selfie steam issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I call my kettle Jim Carrey.

Because it brews all my tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I call my kettle Jim Carey.

Because he brews-all-my-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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An old doodle I found on my phone! β€œPot calling the kettle black”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JugglingJew07
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What does a confident kettle have

Self-e-steam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gutted-melon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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The kettle's singing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberNips
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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"I'd like to buy a kettle please."

"We're out of them at the moment, I can order one for you Mr...?"

"Boyle"

"Alright, let me order one for you first"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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My wife keeps asking me to put the kettle (jug) on..

My response β€œbut it won’t suit me”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Mum asked Dad to put the kettle on.

Of course he puts it on his head and asks how he looks. We all chuckle in a pained kind of way and Mum says "Can you turn the kettle on, dear?"

And that is when he starts chatting to the kettle, stroking it sensually. sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onrv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2016
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How much to kettle drums cost?

Ten pennies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me_me_big_boi
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Pot to kettle

Ya know that mouthwatering hunger you get when you smell the meat cooking on the BBQ. I wonder if vegetarians get the same feeling when they mow the lawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprtoad80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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I asked my dad, who was standing in the kitchen, "Can you please turn the kettle on"

So he started doing a strip tease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boy_Lilikoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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Told my dad to boil the kettle

He said wouldn't it be better to boil some water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjinc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2015
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why did the man urinate into a kettle full of dried fruit?

He wanted to go on a hot date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ardovikian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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Me "Hey Dad, put the kettle on"

Dad.. " I don't think it'll fit me?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikey88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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My step-mum asked my dad whether she should put the kettle on.

He replied, "It won't suit you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toblabob
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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What powers an electric kettle?

Electrici-tea.

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