Ruth's Mom

Ruth's mom made cookies. She left the kitchen and when she returned, the cookies were all eaten. She thought Ruth ate them, but she wanted to know for sure. She put the kettle on, because she knew if she wanted the truth from her daughter she would have to have the tea first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urwinator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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My dad and sister always use this on me.

(Context: I drink a lot of tea)

family member puts kettle on

Me: hey (family member), can you make me a cup of tea please.

(Family member): points magic fingers at me ZZZAP, you're a cup of tea!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcat74
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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Catching my own Dad with a dad joke

My father drinks much tea and very often the conversation ressembles

DAD: Could you put the kettle on

ME: I'll try but i doubt it'll fit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massafakka
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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