Culinary Puns

He failed the main course.

It was a stirring tribute.

The final was a piece of cake.

We were making pancake mix and it was a little thick, so I was pouring milk and stirring to get a better consistency. Once I got a good mix she said

"That's better"

I look up and say

"No, that's batter"

She hit me.

You could say my creation is a little device-seive.

"Let me show you how to make an egg roll, son."

Picks an egg

"Take an egg, put it on the table, and just push it!"

Life was tough in the gateau.

Because he was a slow cooker.

David Bowie is reported to be opening a pop-up one time food stand next Saturday in Santa Monica. There will be Gyros, but just for one day.

Spatula of Arts.

One student in culinary was getting flour from the bottom of a bin used to hold it. Since there wasnt much, it takes a couple tries to get a few scoops. So naturally:

"Hey student, looks like you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel

Few people laughed so I followed up with "screw you that's funny"

family walks into Denny's

Waitress: "Welcome to Denny's! Just five of you today?"

Dad: "Yes, four adults, one child."

Waitress: "Alright, would you like a kids menu today?"

Dad: "No thanks, I just had three. They were delicious."

-_-

We were having a conversation with our family about cooking, and my dad just casually said to my sister (who’s birthday it is tomorrow:) Hey how do you like your eggs?

Sis: well if you’re talking about breakfast I like them sunny side up! Dad: Oh, well I like them in cake.

I instantly cracked up, and everyone else took a minute. It must be because I’m in culinary school.
I love you dad.

I was taking a culinary class, and I was working on an assignment. However, I ran out of time so I had to use basil.

A: You and I should get together and consommé our relationship.

Footnote: If you're not a cook, this joke might require some clarification.

Culinary school, that is. Our chef tells her she needs to shred some cheese for the sandwiches we were making. So as she's walking over to get the tool she needs, I tell her,

"You'd better do a grate job."

I think those rolling eyes mean she's finally starting to like me back.

I'm a newly minted dad as of three months ago, but I've been practicing my dad jokes for years. In other words, I'm great at bad puns and face palming humor.

I gathered with a group of friends to see an old friend who we hadn't seen for a while. She was telling us about her new boyfriend. After saying that he was a cop, and also a culinary student I quickly quipped:

"So he really does Protect AND Serve."

Followed by a big new dad grin.

A bee decided he was over the typical honey he'd been eating so he went to a Mexican restaurant for some culinary advice. When he returned, he made up his new secret dish for his bee friends. Feeling nosy, the other bees asked, "tThis honey is delicious! What's in this?!" The chef bee exclaimed, "It's nacho beeswax!".

Talking with my niece about her senior project at a technical high school. She is in the culinary program and must make a dish representing her heritage. Since she is 50 % Native American, she went with Venison Chili.

My husband and I are hunters and we were able to provide her with some venison this year.

She mentioned another girl in the class was also doing venison but she ordered hers online and it was mailed to her.

I told her that hers was going to be better because hers was fresh.

Her younger brother looked at me with the most serious look on his face and asked, "If it's fresh, should we put it in the corner?"

Man, is he exactly like his father (my brother) and grandfather.

I'm a baking student in culinary school. Him: "Whats this brown spot on the counter? " Me: "It's from the lye for pretzels" He walks away while looking back "Are you lye-ing to me?"

He didn't finish the main course

The final was a piece of cake.