Herb puns
Today my chef asked me to grab her some spices. I yelled from outside " I'm cumin, just give me some thyme "
How do you catch a herb theif?
I told my wife, “From here on, I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order.”
She said, “Where will you find the time?”
Me: Easy. Right next to the sage.
I was courageous enough to read a herbs book
I swapped all of my roomates herbs with his spices
He hasnt noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin
I was going to go work at a herb garden...
...but I didn't have enough thyme
After almost a decade, I’m finally finished with my book about my favorite herb.
I Can’t Herb Falling in Love With You
Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
I finally got to watch this documentary on herbs and spices
I interviewed the leading German herb gardeners and compiled their knowledge into a book.
It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"
My friend Tarra died yesterday after overdosing on herbs.
I can’t believe Tarragon.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What kind of herb do you get from the ocean?
My wife just complained that I've been in the garden all day tending to the herbs.
Apparently I have way too much thyme on my hands.
My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and I’m happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.
My wife just threw away my favourite herb.
She's such a Thyme waster
I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing in my herb garden...
But it was just the chives talkin'
I made a steak with herbs
But it was a waste of thyme
I'm trying to make herb roasted chicken for dinner and just ran out of one of the ingredients...
I don't have thyme for this
What did Ronald Reagan’s wife say when he asked her if she wanted a new herb garden?
A friend of mine just died from eating too many herbs
I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
My best friend is allergic to certain herbs.
I'm afraid it's just a matter of thyme...
What's a postmans favourite herb?
I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.
They haven’t noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
What do you call the King of herbs?
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
When do you add herbs to your dish?
After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs...
I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
What did the herb farmer say when he was running behind schedule?
Whenever I cook, I'm always left with excess herbs.
Guess I just have great Thyme management.
Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.
After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
I tried to make a belt out of Italian herbs, but it didn’t work
It was just a waist of thyme
My friend Herb was kidnapped!
I just received a ransom call from a unrecognized number asking if I want to get Herb alive
What do you call moving herbs?
the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me “you’re wrong about the parsley...
but that’s okay because you’re right on thyme”
Anyone else noticing a recent influx of herb related jokes?
It is that thyme of year, I suppose.
I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..
My fresh herbs will go bad soon
I want to make pesto but I’m running out of thyme.
I want to share some information on cultivating herbs.
I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
My brother and I were just reminiscing about the herb garden our family had when we were kids.
I told my wife I was going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order. She said "Where would you find the time ?"
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
I told my wife, “I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.”
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “That should be easy. Next to the sage.”
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