I told my wife, “From here on, I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order.”
She said, “Where will you find the time?”
Me: Easy. Right next to the sage.
Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
I interviewed the leading German herb gardeners and compiled their knowledge into a book.
It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What kind of herb do you get from the ocean?
My wife just complained that I've been in the garden all day tending to the herbs.
Apparently I have way too much thyme on my hands.
I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing in my herb garden...
But it was just the chives talkin'
I'm trying to make herb roasted chicken for dinner and just ran out of one of the ingredients...
I don't have thyme for this
I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.
They haven’t noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
What do you call the King of herbs?
What did the herb farmer say when he was running behind schedule?
Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.
After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me “you’re wrong about the parsley...
but that’s okay because you’re right on thyme”
Whst did the herb gardener say to the sloppy chef?
Please, don't waste my thyme!
UPS says my book on evergreen herbs from the mint family lamiaceae is going to be delivered tomorrow by end of day.
My dad invented a belt made of herbs that takes you 5 minutes into the future.
It took 6 minutes to put on. It was a waist of thyme
We tried planting some herbs in the back yard.
The basil has done fine, the other died. I turned to my wife and said, “well, there’s no thyme in quarantine!”
I’ve started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them i’m growing them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, how you find the time. I said, easy, it’s right here next to the sage.
Things have been a bit tense with my wife, with both of us stuck in quarantine all the time. We even had an argument about herbs the other day.
To be honest, it was about thyme.
My wife always thinks adding more herbs makes the food taste better.
She makes the same mistake; thyme and thyme again.
Did you hear about the herbs that were phoning everyone, trying to panic-buy all different sizes of measuring cups?
Desperate thymes call for disparate measurers.
Recently, I have started gardening and started to plant all my herbs in alphabetical order. People often ask how I find the time.
I tell them “it’s next to the sage”
Hydroponic herb growers are the next big thing in the stock market!
As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
A woman once claimed she could hit me from across the kitchen with a fancy bottle of herbs.
I told her not to threaten me with a good thyme.
I’ve realized the secret to having an herb garden.
What herb has the scariest shape?
Which is the most impatient herb?
Thyme. It waits for no man
Hear about the man who ate nothing but his friends herbs?
He's living on borrowed thyme...
My son is always busy at the herb store
But when i call him,he always has thyme to talk
Why does it take all afternoon to eat all of the herbs in the pantry?
Because it’s a thyme consuming activity.
My friend Tom and I were walking through an herb garden. I noticed that the bottoms of my shoes were getting scuffed. He said...
These are the thymes that try men's soles.
What’s the most conservative herb?
I enjoy my visits to the local herb garden...
But you have to know when it's thyme to leaf.
I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
My brother and I were just reminiscing about the herb garden our family had when we were kids.
I told my wife I was going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order. She said "Where would you find the time ?"
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
I told my wife, “I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.”
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “That should be easy. Next to the sage.”
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up
I told my wife that I’m going to arrange all the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
I told my wife that I'm going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on. She asked, "Where will you find the time?"
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
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