Did you hear about the pay as you go toilet in space?

The price was gastronomical!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/drozzi007
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call an astronomer who farts a lot?

A gastronomer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheReal_CDK
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I was on the phone with my wife, when she asked "Did you just fart?"

I said "No. That fart would have to have been gastronomical for you to hear it from over there!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madam_zeroni
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I ate 3 Burritos today

The consequences were gastronomical

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dviouss
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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