A list of puns related to "Microwave"
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
They all startled "what happened?" I reply "it's Sharp!"
They murmured something and left the room...
It got pretty heated.
Cut film to vent.
Because it doesn't know the words
(noun) A hand gesture used by a midget as a greeting.
Cool, that midget over there just gave me a microwave!
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"...has been gathering dirt on us for years!"
He was a Ramen Catholic.
Because it was only fans.
I'd hate to see a regular sized wave
Me: "What!? There must be some missed steak!"
Right now we've got a standard whirlpool. One basic box, with a rotating center tray. No frills.
I'm looking at a newer model. It's split in the center, and there's a second rotating tray. Also, it's voice activated.
What do you think?
Should I stick with what I've got or should I get Two Turn Tables and a Microphone?
So I pointed and fired my shrink ray at her hand.
I wasn't disappointed
https://imgur.com/gallery/gCDyE8C
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
On the front it says "30-60 Seconds for a Hot Dog. I keep running that thing for minutes on end but I never get a Hot Dog to come out.
Microwaveable.
Then things started to get heated.
Microwaves are weird. I punch in 99 and it goes for 99 seconds, but if I punch in 100 it only goes for 60 seconds
I tell them only the walk-in models.
I heard it got pretty heated.
Every time I give her my two cents she blows up
"But it's not shellfish!", I replied.
chip dip soup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ujktxYEUM
But I just didn't have the convection.
Our small, old microwave stopped working, so I was at the shop to get a new bigger one. I phone home:
> Me: What's the volume of the old microwave? > > Dad: Well, it's not very loud at all. > > Me: Wha-? Oh.
Then things started to heat up.
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