Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Guys, make your woman feel special. Place a framed photo of her in the kitchen...
....and write "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" on top.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
My wife asked if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it.
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︎ May 02 2021
What is the most musical kitchen appliance?
The refrigerator. It's got more notes
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︎ May 08 2021
A fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living got arrested
Police say he was charged with counter fitting
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
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︎ May 07 2021
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What could a furniture store call examples of seats for kitchen islands or bars?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What was the man who installs granite tops in Kitchens charge with?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Whatβs in the kitchen but belongs in a zoo?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I have a friend that steals hand-held kitchen tools in broad daylight.
Hes quite the whisk taker
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Why couldn't the chef go into the kitchen?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Why couldnβt the chef get into the kitchen?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
My boyfriend told me he already turned the clocks forward an hour in the kitchen. I told him he is a man ahead of his time.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I went into the kitchen this morning and there was a "Get better soon" card on the table for me. I called out to my wife asking what it was for because I wasn't sick.
She shouted back from the other room "It's an ultimatum."
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I am a mom but, here goes
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I purchased a new kitchen sink and the delivery man never told me he left in on my doorstep. Sat there all day
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︎ Mar 04 2021
As the disgraced saucier was forced out of his former kitchen, he threatened impotently:
"you will roux the day!!!"
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What happens when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Why did the birdie cross the kitchen?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
While walking around the kitchen today, I realized that we sprung a leak.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
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︎ Dec 12 2020
One for the intellectuals (and the kitchen-dwellers). Digital scales are so fragile.
I can tare them with one finger. I am SO sorry everyone have a great day.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I recently robbed a kitchen hardware store...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....
Think it's the Chopin board.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
If you're Russian in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
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︎ May 06 2020
Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.
Looks like weβll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just canβt afford granite right now.
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
My cat fell off the kitchen counter trying to push the food bowl...
I guess there is a mis-cat-culation
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...
'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.
'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.
Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night...
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I cloned myself and he is following me everywhere. To the garage, kitchen, bathroom....
Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea
I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Selling kitchen utensils is a wisky business
So is selling hard liquor
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Chris Ubank just advised me to shop lift some kitchen utensils
He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I lost my job at the salvation army soup kitchen last night.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but my friend is a natural at remodeling kitchens.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.
Now Iβm their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I've never had an eggs benedict at a restaurant as good as the one I can make in my own kitchen.
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
My dad just did this to me
I was puttering around the kitchen legit just now when my dad came in and said: "Hey, son; I got you a new--well, a used iPad."
I turn, really surprised, until he hands me a rather dusty and faded blue eye cover for sleeping.
"It's a used eye pad," he said, eyes full of that "I found a really bad dad joke" delight.
.....
.....Bless my dad's soul.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it!
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What could a furniture store call examples of seats for kitchen islands or bars?
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