Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..
It's all because of the Musk.
My coworker keeps yelling about the tray of leftovers in the staff fridge stinking up the break room...
I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it
Pheromones are proof of the power of positive stinking.
Why did the foot stink at telling jokes?
What do you call a guy who stinks at wordplay?
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
If you stink up another persons bathroom, you’re an asshole.
Like Dad always says, nose joke stink...
...but eye jokes are cornea.
WHY DOES IT STINK IN PENNYWISE'S HOME TOWN?
Because of the Derry Air...
My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.
Our trash man tried to make a Dad joke this morning.
But it was a load of rubbish.
Why do Australian doll shops stink of fish?
Because they keep throwing shrimp on the Barbie
I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying “I know, it stinks.”
To which I responded “It certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.
Why does Piglet stink?
Because he's always playing with Pooh!
Why did the pencil stink?
How will you say a person that his breath stinks without hurting his feelings
I am bored let's drink mouthwash.
What do houses eat when their breath stinks?
Where do Cow farts come from?
Why did the skunks go to the toilet at the same time?
Because friends stink together!
When a dad joke really stinks,
Farting in elevators...
...is wrong on so many levels.
I lost my taekwondo match today but something stinks
I think it was the other guy’s martial farts.
The teacher said, "you're ugly and you breath stinks like ass" as he changed my exam grade from A to D.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
What do you call a Gungan that always farts?
Just farted on my wallet.
Why did the redneck only stink on one side?
Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.
I accidentally cut off most of my foot
My son has a teacher who never farts in front of the class
My job at the toilet paper company really stinks
All they care about is the bottom line
Son- "I have a cold and it stinks."
Dad- "Usually when you have a cold you can't smell a thing!"
I just farted and my wife says it stinks really bad, but I can't smell it.
It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.
What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk ?
What's brown, stinks and sounds like a bell?
To the guy who stole my antidepressants...
Why do some obese people stink?
Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too
My GF was trying to get rid of a stink bug in her apartment and said “but what if I accidentally squish it while trying to get rid of it?”
I replied, “Well that would stink.”
Field Dressing
Hey guys, relatively new dad here. Pretty proud of myself because this came naturally. My 7 mo daughter, wife and I were hiking yesterday. My daughter was strapped to the front of me, and she started to stink. We found a field to lay her on her changing mat and change her diaper. She had a complete explosion so it required an outfit change. I looked up at my wife and said “looks like I’ll be performing a field dressing”. Corny af I know, but it made my wife laugh 😆!
My farts have a particular smell.
Why does it stink in the Oval Office?
Because Trump loves Putin.
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they’re ugly and they stink.
Russian president.
Why does the Russian presidency stink?
Because Vladamir's pootin.
It really stinks when
You have to fart in public.
Nose jokes stink,
but eye jokes are corny, eh?
Why does piglet stink?
Because it plays with pooh
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