Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..
It's all because of the Musk.
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︎ May 02 2020
My coworker keeps yelling about the tray of leftovers in the staff fridge stinking up the break room...
I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Pheromones are proof of the power of positive stinking.
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︎ Aug 10 2018
Why did the foot stink at telling jokes?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What do you call a guy who stinks at wordplay?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
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︎ Dec 15 2020
If you stink up another persons bathroom, youβre an asshole.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Like Dad always says, nose joke stink...
...but eye jokes are cornea.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
WHY DOES IT STINK IN PENNYWISE'S HOME TOWN?
Because of the Derry Air...
My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Our trash man tried to make a Dad joke this morning.
But it was a load of rubbish.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Why do Australian doll shops stink of fish?
Because they keep throwing shrimp on the Barbie
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying βI know, it stinks.β
To which I responded βIt certainly will when you take it out.β I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Why does Piglet stink?
Because he's always playing with Pooh!
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︎ May 12 2020
Why did the pencil stink?
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︎ May 01 2020
How will you say a person that his breath stinks without hurting his feelings
I am bored let's drink mouthwash.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
What do houses eat when their breath stinks?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Where do Cow farts come from?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why did the skunks go to the toilet at the same time?
Because friends stink together!
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︎ Feb 25 2021
When a dad joke really stinks,
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Farting in elevators...
...is wrong on so many levels.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I lost my taekwondo match today but something stinks
I think it was the other guyβs martial farts.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
The teacher said, "you're ugly and you breath stinks like ass" as he changed my exam grade from A to D.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
What do you call a Gungan that always farts?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Just farted on my wallet.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Wii U that stinks!
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︎ Oct 30 2018
Why did the redneck only stink on one side?
Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.
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︎ May 01 2019
I accidentally cut off most of my foot
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︎ Aug 03 2020
My son has a teacher who never farts in front of the class
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︎ Sep 06 2020
My job at the toilet paper company really stinks
All they care about is the bottom line
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Son- "I have a cold and it stinks."
Dad- "Usually when you have a cold you can't smell a thing!"
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︎ Feb 26 2019
What planet stinks?
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︎ Apr 17 2019
I just farted and my wife says it stinks really bad, but I can't smell it.
It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.
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︎ Dec 03 2018
What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk ?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What's brown, stinks and sounds like a bell?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
To the guy who stole my antidepressants...
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Why do some obese people stink?
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︎ Jun 14 2018
Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too
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︎ Dec 07 2018
My GF was trying to get rid of a stink bug in her apartment and said βbut what if I accidentally squish it while trying to get rid of it?β
I replied, βWell that would stink.β
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︎ Jan 31 2019
Field Dressing
Hey guys, relatively new dad here. Pretty proud of myself because this came naturally. My 7 mo daughter, wife and I were hiking yesterday. My daughter was strapped to the front of me, and she started to stink. We found a field to lay her on her changing mat and change her diaper. She had a complete explosion so it required an outfit change. I looked up at my wife and said βlooks like Iβll be performing a field dressingβ. Corny af I know, but it made my wife laugh π!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
My farts have a particular smell.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why does it stink in the Oval Office?
Because Trump loves Putin.
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︎ Dec 18 2017
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because theyβre ugly and they stink.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Russian president.
Why does the Russian presidency stink?
Because Vladamir's pootin.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
It really stinks when
You have to fart in public.
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︎ Oct 23 2017
Nose jokes stink,
but eye jokes are corny, eh?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Why does piglet stink?
Because it plays with pooh
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︎ Jan 17 2020
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