Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..

It's all because of the Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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My coworker keeps yelling about the tray of leftovers in the staff fridge stinking up the break room...

I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knoxollo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Pheromones are proof of the power of positive stinking.

Anti shower thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Why did the foot stink at telling jokes?

Because it was corny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What do you call a guy who stinks at wordplay?

A pungent pun gent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...

I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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If you stink up another persons bathroom, you’re an asshole.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/homosapien-male
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Like Dad always says, nose joke stink...

...but eye jokes are cornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nongshim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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WHY DOES IT STINK IN PENNYWISE'S HOME TOWN?

Because of the Derry Air...

My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vahn1982
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Our trash man tried to make a Dad joke this morning.

But it was a load of rubbish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Why do Australian doll shops stink of fish?

Because they keep throwing shrimp on the Barbie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying β€œI know, it stinks.”

To which I responded β€œIt certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khoalb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Why does Piglet stink?

Because he's always playing with Pooh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robarnold24
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Why did the pencil stink?

Because it was a #2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadltd
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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How will you say a person that his breath stinks without hurting his feelings

I am bored let's drink mouthwash.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What do houses eat when their breath stinks?

Apart-mints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Where do Cow farts come from?

The dairy-air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why did the skunks go to the toilet at the same time?

Because friends stink together!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nat20_on_a_D100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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When a dad joke really stinks,

it’s pungent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Farting in elevators...

...is wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ronessdanholnic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I lost my taekwondo match today but something stinks

I think it was the other guy’s martial farts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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The teacher said, "you're ugly and you breath stinks like ass" as he changed my exam grade from A to D.

That was an awfully rude re-mark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What do you call a Gungan that always farts?

Jar Jar Stinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Just farted on my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedWing_16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Wii U that stinks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bangtansonnn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Why did the redneck only stink on one side?

Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xarazych
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I accidentally cut off most of my foot

It’s almost all heeled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lLoopl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My son has a teacher who never farts in front of the class

She’s a private tooter

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My job at the toilet paper company really stinks

All they care about is the bottom line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Son- "I have a cold and it stinks."

Dad- "Usually when you have a cold you can't smell a thing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimsley2005
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What planet stinks?

Ur anus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I just farted and my wife says it stinks really bad, but I can't smell it.

It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigTbone59
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk ?

Law and odor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What's brown, stinks and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuicedJohan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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To the guy who stole my antidepressants...

I hope you're happy now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysFearMe007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Why do some obese people stink?

Their breadth smells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Why do farts stink?

So deaf people can enjoy them too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KylBlndn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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My GF was trying to get rid of a stink bug in her apartment and said β€œbut what if I accidentally squish it while trying to get rid of it?”

I replied, β€œWell that would stink.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biomedatheist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Field Dressing

Hey guys, relatively new dad here. Pretty proud of myself because this came naturally. My 7 mo daughter, wife and I were hiking yesterday. My daughter was strapped to the front of me, and she started to stink. We found a field to lay her on her changing mat and change her diaper. She had a complete explosion so it required an outfit change. I looked up at my wife and said β€œlooks like I’ll be performing a field dressing”. Corny af I know, but it made my wife laugh πŸ˜†!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ty_diesel_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My farts have a particular smell.

They are dis-stinked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why does it stink in the Oval Office?

Because Trump loves Putin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rd9777
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they’re ugly and they stink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radarluv
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Russian president.

Why does the Russian presidency stink? Because Vladamir's pootin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aberohammys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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It really stinks when

You have to fart in public.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnroben98
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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Nose jokes stink,

but eye jokes are corny, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigJuicy17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why does piglet stink?

Because it plays with pooh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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