Foetor Puns

Hey all,

While we're in early access, I think it's important to have discussions about game balance and see how we're feeling about the current state of the game.

Currently, I'm worried that the foetor is a bit overtuned? Gentry enemies are extremely tough, in terms of resistances, healing, and just pure HP, and their damage output also seems significantly higher than enemies in the other regions – I'm more scared of Livestock than I am of elite enemies in other areas like Knights.

I don't want overstate the case or yell IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, but it definitely feels to me like it's a bit out-of-step with everywhere else and I wanted to gauge the community's thoughts on the matter.

Hello, I'll start by saying i rate myself as a pretty experienced player. I managed to beat the game without spending mastery points a few times already and I am aware of how to aproach every location and boss. Well, maybe apart from this one. I saw some opinions on this sub about harvest child being the easiest of the 3 lair bosses we have in the game rn, which i find weird because it's def the hardest one for me. So as the title and image say, if anyone has some useful tips on this boss and would like to share them with me I would really appreciate it. Thanks!

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I understand that the Sprawl is overrun with nihilistic fanatics who have reacted to the world's ending by just burning shit because nothing matters anymore, and the Sluice is full of our old friends the piggies. But what about the Foetor and the Tangle? What happened there that turned the people into such monsters?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Mathematical puns makes me number

They were cooked in Greece.

I guess the concept didn't work

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

He lost May

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

With the end of Godblight, we see the emperor burn one of Nurgle's gardens through Guilliman after the defeat of Mortarion in this excerpt:

Guilliman’s eyes were glowing with pure, white power. The last slimes of his decayed flesh burned away, and a network of feathery capillaries spread in their place, bearing new blood unsullied by the Godblight. The metal of the Armour of Fate shimmered, impossibly remaking itself. Bright decorations appeared as tarnish cracked and fell away. Wires grew and reconnected as surely as Guilliman’s skin was growing back.

The neverground of the garden shook hard. Daemons large and small were screaming, emerging from their hiding places and fleeing in riotous stampede. Away in the distance, ever visible wherever you went in the garden, Nurgle’s Black Manse shivered, and Mortarion felt another presence, as powerful as the first, looking at him from behind its ever-shuttered windows.

The ground cracked and broke. Glaring whiteness blazed from the crevasses. Guilliman’s corpse rose up, and hung in the air, supported by a pillar of radiance, and slowly turned so he was upright. He reached out, and the Emperor’s Sword appeared in his hand, and burned with the fires of a thousand suns.

‘He speaks to me, brother,’ said Roboute Guilliman. ‘Does He not speak to you?’

The unbearable radiance enfolded Guilliman, so glaring Mortarion threw up his hands.

‘Father?’ Mortarion said, and his voice quailed like a little boy discovered in the course of some small but unforgivable crime.

‘I am His right hand, brother,’ said Guilliman. ‘I am His general, His champion. I am the Avenging Son. By His might am I preserved.’

The landscape flickered between the blasted battlefield of Iax and the Garden of Nurgle. The ground of the garden was rolling.

‘This is impossible! You should be dead!’

There was the creak of a door, faint but portentous, coming from the manse. The doors never opened to Nurgle’s house.

Mortarion turned very, very slowly, and looked to the great house. A single, tiny shutter on an insignificant gable was open, a square of deeper blackness in the black wood.

‘Forgive me, Grandfather,’ he quailed.

Guilliman looked past him, and something looked through him, seeing all worlds at once. Eyes as bright as the centres of galaxies stared at the black, forbidding house.

‘You are a traitor,’ Guilliman said, in a voice that was not quite his own. ‘You have brought low all that could have been, but you are as much a victim as

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.