How do you measure the heaviness of a 2.4 million Scoville chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
What's blue and not very heavy?
My 7 year old, gazing in wide eyed wonder asked, "Is the Aurora Borealis heavy?"
I said, "No, it's pretty light. "
How heavy is a photon?
I'm not sure, myself, but I know it's light.
What’s green and not very heavy?
How did the orchestra attract heavy metal fans?
What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
I lost a few digits recently when something heavy dropped on my foot. Today I got prosthetics for them.
Comment below if you’d like to see photos of my faux toes.
What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?
I had to weigh my options
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Gabe had a heavy load this semester
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
“It’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. “I’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”
“Well, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.
“What are you talking about?” he yelped.
“You know why, Gabe,” I said. “Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”
I was texting this nun and things were getting pretty hot and heavy. Then out of nowhere she stopped replying.
I still can’t believe she holy ghosted me
Who was the heavy weight champion of farts?
What is gray and not very heavy?
Saw a zookeeper crying today.
He was standing next to the elephant enclosure sobbing his heart out.
'What's wrong?' I asked.
'Trunky has just died," wept the zookeeper
'Aaw, and you really loved him?' I asked.
'No, but I have to bury him,' replied the zookeeper.
I used to work in a small infantry division that lost its heavy artillery budget...
...It really was a tankless job.
The police were under heavy attack of the flies
They had to call the SWAT team!
A man is walking down the sidewalk dragging a long, heavy chain behind him. A woman asks him, "Why are you dragging that chain behind you, mister?"
The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"
How do you know all woodpeckers love heavy metal music?
Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
What's brown and not very heavy ?
What have you got to add to metal to get heavy metal?
When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.
OC/DC, we called ourselves.
My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets off Amazon but delivery took forever...
She says it was worth the weight.
If you have to carry a heavy hen...
What do you call a fat alchoholic?
What's blue and not heavy?
Whats blue and not heavy?
Is the Aurora Borealis heavy?
How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Why was the lamp not heavy?
What's blue and not very heavy?
My son told me this joke: What's blue and not that heavy?
What's blue and not very heavy?
What is green and not very heavy?
What's blue and not very heavy?
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is heavy one is a little lighter.
Whats blue and not very heavy?
How do you measure how heavy a chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
What is blue and not heavy?
What is blue in color and not much heavy?
What's blue and not very heavy?
What is Blue and not heavy?
What is blue and not heavy?
What’s blue and not heavy
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