Light blue.
I said, "No, it's pretty light. "
I'm not sure, myself, but I know it's light.
Can someone lend me a lighter?
Light green
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
With a super conductor.
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
Sleigh-er.
Comment below if you’d like to see photos of my faux toes.
Thunder-wear
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
“It’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. “I’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”
“Well, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.
“What are you talking about?” he yelped.
“You know why, Gabe,” I said. “Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”
I still can’t believe she holy ghosted me
Gaseous Clay
...It really was a tankless job.
The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"
They had to call the SWAT team!
Light brown
Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
lica
It becomes a Birden.
She says it was worth the weight.
I said weight a minute!
No, it’s pretty light...
Because it's light
Light Blue
Light Green
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Light blue
Light brown
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
