Indignity Puns

A list of puns related to "Indignity"

As I got on the 51st floor, the elevator attendant said "see you later, son". I said indignantly, "don't call me 'son', you're not my dad!"

... To which the lift attendant replied, "Maybe not, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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My wife indignantly asked, "What's so funny?!" when she heard me giggling after she ripped a rather ripe and putrid fart.

I replied, "Your gas is as good as mine!"

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👤︎ u/RickShaw530
📅︎ Sep 17 2016
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A pun from Cheers.

Danson threw out some raunchy comment at diane and she was indignant and told him to stop. He goes "What can I say, it's in my genes!" "Well, keep it there!"

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👤︎ u/OgreMonk
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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I told my toddler it was Saturday, so I don't have to go to work today...

He indignantly replies that it is NOT Sat-ur-day, it's a hap-pee-day.

He's gonna be a great dad.

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👤︎ u/daddy_yo
📅︎ Jul 02 2017
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Dad's response to my complaining about sunburns as a kid

If I ever had a sunburn or something on my face and wouldn't stop whining about it, this was my dad's typical routine.

D: Does your face hurt?

M: [indignant] Yes, that's what I've been talking about this whole time!

D: Well it's killing me!

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👤︎ u/matthewtheninja
📅︎ Apr 02 2014
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As I got on the 51st floor, the elevator attendant said ''see you later, son I said indignantly, ''don't call me 'son' you're not my dad!''

To which the lift attendant replied: "Maybe not, but I brought you up didn't l?"

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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