Which animals are the easiest to embarass?

The ones with faux pas.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SpunkBunkers
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My dad used to say "find a girl that has an embarassing tattoo and convience her to marry you."

"She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lauripetas
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Dad jokes...on him

My father is fond of jokes and pranks (even though I only pretend to laugh .-.) but there's this story that I always would genuinely laugh at whenever it is brought up. So here it goes...

We've always gone to Church every Sunday when we were kids and on one of those Sundays, my father decided to make my mother laugh by shaving only HALF of his beard. So while the other side has hair, the other is shaved. He casually walked up to my mother and asked if he looked good in his "new fashion style." My mother laughed so hard she couldn't breathe.

When that was over, we got ourselves ready and went to Church. While praying, there was a bunch of people looking at my father. He noticed that as soon as he looked at those people, they'd cover their face, bow their heads and walk away. He felt weird. So he got into this 'thinking position' where he had his hands to play with his beard. And that's when he realized...HE FORGOT TO SHAVE THE OTHER HALF AT HOME AND NO ONE NOTICED UNTIL WE GOT THERE. HAHAHHAHAHA He was so embarassed, he covered his whole face until mass was over.

That's all folks. Thank you for coming to my dad talks .

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thecember
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I opened the fridge door and saw a white container.

It was dressing. So I closed the door out of embarassment.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheLaziestofLids
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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Dadjoked my husband

I'm a little embarassed about this. Here goes:

Playing with the triplets before bedtime, when two of them were asking Dad to be the horse.

Kids: Horse! Horse! Dad: Not tonight, guys. Me: Sorry kids, your dad said, "neigh."

I thought it was funny, which I believe is all that matters.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jaberkaty
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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Dadjoked a stranger at a party

Hanging out drinking some beers with some people, one girl asks the host, "Where should I put my cans?" To which I deftly reply, "I think you should probably just keep them in your shirt". Host loses it, girl looks kind of embarassed, quick to apologize to her and she was cool about it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/travalanche42
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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