What do you call a takeaway with dignity?

An honour kebab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maaaaaardy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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This joke stole all my dignity

Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Give me all your money!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealRoybot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Shout-out to all the dads!

I came to realize that dad jokes are often bad because they are actual original content. Dad's sacrifice their dignity by constantly trying to make jokes and once in a while a good one is made and used by the family members who take all the credit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marath007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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