A list of puns related to "Kindness"
... a little bit of salt.
We felt so sorry for him because the poor guy was completely covered in snow, but this morning, he had just vanished!
Not a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!
The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!
That's the thanks we get for being good to people?!
I'm warning all of you to watch out for this man!
He is a heavy set, white guy, wearing nothing but a scarf.
He has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny, they look like sticks.
Whatever you do, don't bring him into your house!
A buttocks.
An evergreen
Paddy Oβfurniture
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
None, they have bear feet.
Babies
Open Toad
He replied βIβm a big metal fan!β
Cupcakes
The Ether Bunny
Gnatty light.
Baroque!
Loafers
Deodorant.
Shampoo
A cirumscythe
Broooom Broooom
A yokeswagen
Toilet trees π½π©ππ€£
Paddy O'Furniture.
That's a moray
2 Na
Radish
A Fizzician.
Carbo Nations!
The one with the Hoppy ending. My daughter told me this π
Dinosaur nuggets
Ruff seas
Positivi-tea!
An ambu-lance.
A buzz cut!
(Credit to my 7yo daughter, who will be a great dad one day)
Sea-lantro!
A knock knock joke!
An alternative facts machine.
Lucky Charms.
Happy St Patrick's Day everyone!
A REPENT-HOUSE
A navi-gator!
A nopal
Period dramas.
Vertebra
Double D2
and those who donut
Krav MAGA.
A Datsun
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