Kindness Puns

A list of puns related to "Kindness"

Animals should be treated kindness, respect and....

... a little bit of salt.

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/NZOC
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
🚨︎ report
It was so cold outside yesterday, that we took a man into our home, out of the kindness of our hearts...

We felt so sorry for him because the poor guy was completely covered in snow, but this morning, he had just vanished!

Not a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!

The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!

That's the thanks we get for being good to people?!

I'm warning all of you to watch out for this man!

He is a heavy set, white guy, wearing nothing but a scarf.

He has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny, they look like sticks.

Whatever you do, don't bring him into your house!

👍︎ 25
💬︎
👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 12 2017
🚨︎ report
What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?

A hummingbird.

👍︎ 3k
💬︎
👤︎ u/koNekterr
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of people never get angry?

Nomads

👍︎ 2k
💬︎
👤︎ u/cleroksr
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
🚨︎ report
What is the smelliest kind of ox?

A buttocks.

👍︎ 6k
💬︎
👤︎ u/wspoons5
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
🚨︎ report
It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

👍︎ 501
💬︎
👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
🚨︎ report
A one of a kind Boob pic.
👍︎ 82
💬︎
👤︎ u/fatincomingvirus
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?

An evergreen

👍︎ 343
💬︎
👤︎ u/7bladesofgrass
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?

Paddy O’furniture

👍︎ 641
💬︎
👤︎ u/Electric-Boogaloo-3
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
🚨︎ report
What's an Amish's favorite kind of raisin?

A Barn Raisin'!

👍︎ 109
💬︎
👤︎ u/clkish1988
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
🚨︎ report
Which kind of car problem is worse:

FUBaru, or SNAFubaru?

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
🚨︎ report
So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’

The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’

Courtesy of my 10 year old!

👍︎ 18
💬︎
👤︎ u/themeatspin
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
🚨︎ report
"Hey man so I was walking trough the forest yesterday and I came across this complete freak. He was laughably tall and thin and wore a suit in the woods like a weirdo. I'm certain he's some kind of psycho stalker."

"That's slander, man."

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/Slashycent
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of music do chiropractors like?

Hip-pop

👍︎ 14
💬︎
👤︎ u/GRAY_WOLF_DONG
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
🚨︎ report
Whit kind of car does Bilbo Baggins drive?

A Fordor.

👍︎ 45
💬︎
👤︎ u/boodahbellie
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of house can you pick up?

A lighthouse

From my 7 year old.

👍︎ 77
💬︎
👤︎ u/armchairdetective_
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?

Deviled eggs

👍︎ 17
💬︎
👤︎ u/p_tally
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of fish has a medical degree?

A Sturgeon

👍︎ 48
💬︎
👤︎ u/fran_385
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of fruit can't get married?

Cantaloupe

👍︎ 32
💬︎
👤︎ u/GREENHOWLER18
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
🚨︎ report
There are 10 kinds of people
  1. People who know binary
  2. People who don't
👍︎ 29
💬︎
👤︎ u/Cuddling-crocodiles
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?

Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

👍︎ 120
💬︎
👤︎ u/SmartassBrickmelter
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
🚨︎ report
It doesn't matter how kind you are,

German children are kinder.

👍︎ 21
💬︎
👤︎ u/Billy-Blazkowicz
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of fish has two knees?

A two knee fish

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/sorrytoolat
📅︎ May 03 2021
🚨︎ report
Two giant windmills are out on a hilltop. One turns to the other and asks, "what kind of music do you like? "

The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."

👍︎ 25
💬︎
👤︎ u/timthedriller
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of socks do Panda bears wear?

None, they have bear feet.

👍︎ 91
💬︎
👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
🚨︎ report
I received all kinds of spices for my birthday, but I don't cook. I think...

It's a waste of thyme.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/SleepOrderDis
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of food is in the air

French fly

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/meme-nana
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

Open Toad

👍︎ 109
💬︎
👤︎ u/Lil-Porker22
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of bees like breast milk?

Babies

👍︎ 67
💬︎
👤︎ u/Derpvboii
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of dinosaur can see the future?

A tarot-dactyl

👍︎ 19
💬︎
👤︎ u/zaktor09
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of gems do bees like?

Rubees!

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/010101001010100
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of pants do storm clouds have

Thunderwear

👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/Just_Bee_Pawsitive
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of cakes can you drink out of?

Cupcakes

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/Derpvboii
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of slippers does Aquaman wear around the house?

Water Moccasins.

👍︎ 20
💬︎
👤︎ u/static612
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

👍︎ 317
💬︎
👤︎ u/MartianHunter420
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have?

An Audi

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of pants does a ninja wear?

KIHAAKIIKS

-Courtesty of my girlfriend I've never been more proud

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/Nerdtopic
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?

A jellyfish.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/LgNBullseye
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?

The Ether Bunny

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/TrixyUkulele
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of beer does a frog drink?

Gnatty light.

👍︎ 13
💬︎
👤︎ u/noobmoney_rs
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of jokes do quarantined comedians tell?

Inside jokes.

(Adapted from WFAN host Steve Somers while talking to Jerry Seinfeld today on the air)

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/tumalditamadre
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of music do astronauts like?

Freddie Mercury songs

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Esmeralda_i
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
🚨︎ report
What is the Spring season's favorite kind of pickles?

Daffo-dills!

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/lodiman77
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?

Blackhead removal cream and scrub

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Esmeralda_i
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of music do poor people play?

Baroque!

👍︎ 9
💬︎
👤︎ u/cloudyutopia
📅︎ Mar 31 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of ant smells the best?

Deodorant.

👍︎ 28
💬︎
👤︎ u/overachievingogre
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of poo smells nice?

Shampoo

👍︎ 33
💬︎
👤︎ u/peterburk
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of muffins do ghosts like?

Boo-berry!!!

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/Norbie_is_judging_u
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of socks do gardeners wear?

Well, Garden hose, of course!

👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/lodiman77
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?

Deviled eggs

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/kenne26
📅︎ May 03 2021
🚨︎ report
Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music?”

He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”

👍︎ 96
💬︎
👤︎ u/maniamadd
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.