A list of puns related to "Hospitable"
Missouri loves company!
The ICU
...donβt you mean βpair oβ medicsβ?
We named him Carson.
Last time I leave the plunger in the toilet .
The ultrasound guy.
A paramedic
ICU
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, βCongratulations! Youβre the father of twins.β
βThatβs odd,β answers the man. βI work for the Minnesota Twins!β
A nurse says to the second guy, βCongratulations! Youβre the father of triplets!β
βThatβs weird,β answers the second man. βI work for the 3M company!β
A nurse tells the third man, βCongratulations! Youβre the father of quadruplets!β
βThatβs strange,β he answers. βI work for the Four Seasons hotel!β
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. βWhatβs wrong?β the others ask.
βI work for 7 Up!β
They told me "You're the doctor and this wasn't funny the first time".
Itβs in a corona-logical order.
I should have seen the signs.
The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.
I was dad on arrival.
I canβt believe Iβve been pronouncing it wrong all this time.
Edit: this joke was straight up stolen from professional comedian Nick Nemeroff. I heard it on the radio so I didnβt have his name handy and thought it was awesome for this sub and had to post it before I forgot it. Thanks to Nick for commenting here below so that I could give him credit.
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
He said it felt really apalling
Because of Tuber-colosis heh
He was peeling really bad! Hahaha!!
I know that the doctor said; We have amputated your arms....
Because theyβre patient
Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?
Nurse: Yes, a low one.
He thought about it for a bit and said "I am off-duty in 10mins, meet me in the car park"
Father: "So, how does it feel being a dad?"
Son: "It feels good. I'm a bit scared of course, but so excited at the same time. How does it feel being a grandfather?"
Father: "It feels pretty great. You've always been a good son and I've been patiently waiting for this special moment. There's something now that I have to give you."
The son watches curiously as his father pulls a large tome out of his backpack with exquisite text on the cover: 'The Big Book of Dad Jokes'.
Father: " For generations these sacred texts have been passed down through the patriarchs of our family. My father gave it to me when you were born and now, as a new father yourself, I bestow it to you. With this book you will have all the knowledge needed to become a truly great Dad."
Son: " Wow, Dad, this is amazing! Truly! I'm... I'm honored."
The father smiles as he extends his arm out to shake his son's hand and says,
"Nice to meet you, Honored. I'm Dad."
....but she enjoys the craic.
Luckily, I was only grazed.
Everyone loves smooth saline!
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
In a whambulance.
her husband named him "Carson"
I guess you could say there were pirates of the Care-I-Be-In.
The ultrasound guy
Sadly, he already had cancer
Me: "How rare?"
Doc: "You pick the name.
ICU!
For a hip hoperation.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
I named him Carson
The ICU
The doctor said i know we chopped your arms off.
The doctor replied, βI know. I amputated your arms!β
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
We named him Carson.
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