What's the respectful way to bury a cow?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Most mushrooms are kind and respectful
But every once in a while you find one that is downright shit talky.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
There once was a farm, famed for the high quality of product from the award winning cows, many spoke of it in hushed, respectful tones, but none could say where it was, and many claimed, but none could prove that they had been there.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
What do you call a PR stand at a fair being operated by classy and respectful aspiring dentists?
A couth youth tooth booth.
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︎ Oct 06 2017
Why are conventions in Hartford, CT polite and respectful?
Because it's con-etiquette
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︎ Apr 01 2018
This studious, polite, and respectful girl walked down the catwalk...
I said that's model behavior
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︎ Nov 01 2016
Why is helium the most respected element?
People speak very highly of it
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︎ May 29 2021
Respect the trees
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My wife thinks I don't respect her privacy...
At least that's what her diary says.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Respect nature, my deer
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Midwives deserve a lot of respect...
They really help people out.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
You know why I respect Canadians?
Because they always bring their Eh Game.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Sounds more respectable and hot.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Respect is urn-ed.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Feet deserve respect.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!
They have been stepped on for far too long.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I have a lot of respects for midgets
It would be wrong of me to look down on them
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Animals should be treated kindness, respect and....
... a little bit of salt.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What do you call a respectable color changing lizard?
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︎ May 15 2020
Who respect actors the most?
Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.
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︎ May 20 2020
I respect anyone and everyone...
Who doesnβt touch the thermostat.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Treet plants with respect,
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︎ Jan 05 2020
I respect the people who are able to sit and stay at home during these times.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
We got pulled over and the cop wanted to know if my dad knew why. "With all due respect sir," my dad replied...
"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Why donβt Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?
Because thereβs no honor amongst Steves.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.
A lot of people take them for granite.
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︎ Jul 16 2019
People think being a waitress isn't a respectable job.
But hey, it puts food on the table.
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︎ Feb 24 2019
Respect
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︎ Jul 05 2019
A good way to respect the dead
is to not fall asleep at a wake.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.
If youβre hot blooded, theyβll check it and see.
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︎ May 24 2020
Respect the classics, man.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Respects to Mr. Agen
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︎ Apr 15 2018
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
I've always had a lot of respect for people who work in sewers.....
.....I mean, the shit they have to go through
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︎ Jun 29 2019
AF stands for Absolute Respect.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
You should respect your teeth, they have fillings too
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︎ Sep 13 2018
Why is the wildebeast the most respected animal on reddit?
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︎ Jan 18 2019
Why does everyone admire and respect their feet?
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︎ Jul 02 2018
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