They've commemorated a city to him already.
They call it the for-biden city.
Actual joke my dad told me.
Only comes in small waves
It was the mat on my front stoop.
So we were having a big family video call last night, since we're all on different continents, and my aunt was introducing us to her new boyfriend, Bill.
> Cousin: So when is Bill gonna come visit us, so we can meet him in person? > > Aunt: Oh, I don't know, Bill doesn't really fly (he's afraid of flying) > > Dad: He doesn't have to, the plane does. > > Long distance family groan
Introducing my first girlfriend to the grandparents.
Me: "Grandpa, this is my girlfriend Amy." Grandpa: "Nice to meet you Amy." (to me) "I don't know what you were talking about. She is very pretty!" Me: jaw drops
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
Microwave.
Yes, I've been waiting a long time to use this.
You Cherokee
For them, hindsight is 2020
Allow me to give you a mino-taur.
...If you liked this video and would like us to make more, lettuce no!
We’ve got all wordplay for all your seasonal needs. You’ll have so much fun, you’ll never want to leaf. Do You want puns that really only work this time of year? We gautumn!
(Okay but actually those are my only two. In the spirit of fall disclosure).
... You are now leaving Rhode Island
Rapscallion!
I have a front to you know
I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.
You were built upside down.
You’re welcome.
I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed
Mailman: You're welcome, female woman.
A Bison.
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that's it. that's the whole joke
Me: That sounds strange...
Dad: Dozen tit
YOU’RE WELCOME 💋
A sea captain hunted for his white whale for decades. When he finally came upon it, a storm roared to life and began to toss his ship to and fro. A cannon came loose and crushed his leg.
He got the whale, and left behind a legacy.
((Work in progress. Just came to me during a conversation over a game of cards. Feedback welcome.))
Them: San kyu.
Me: You’re welcome.
On your Marx....
I've been training for this."
Welcome.. to the world of le pain!
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I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
