Welcome Puns

Microwave.

Yes, I've been waiting a long time to use this.

You Cherokee

For them, hindsight is 2020

Allow me to give you a mino-taur.

...If you liked this video and would like us to make more, lettuce no!

We’ve got all wordplay for all your seasonal needs. You’ll have so much fun, you’ll never want to leaf. Do You want puns that really only work this time of year? We gautumn!

(Okay but actually those are my only two. In the spirit of fall disclosure).

... You are now leaving Rhode Island

Rapscallion!

I have a front to you know

I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.

I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed

On your Marx....

I've been training for this."

The bacteria say, "But we're staph!"

if you're the best man at your buddy's second wedding.

Disappointing to see so many of you here

I’ve got to say I’m disappointed to see so many of you here

I think we all have a rough idea of why we’re here.

I don’t know if I missed a post announcing them or something, but I noticed the new mods were chosen for this sub and added! I would like to say welcome from all of us at r/dadjokes to u/ phreephorm u/anarousedcatfish u/cutek9 u/yayoletsgo u/suitinguncle620 and u/blank-cheque Welcome to the team and we look forward to having y’all.

Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There's been a misunderstanding.

They buzz them in.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

I see a few new faces and must say im very dissapointed

I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm disappointed.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say that I'm disappointed.

I see a lot of new faces in the room