Took my wife and 3yo to the big blue and yellow today. Pulling into the parking my kid says "Dad are we there yet?" and I said "Yup...<start waving> "Hi-kea"! And she laughed and my wife groaned. Then about an hour later we were driving out, car's quiet, kid is nodding off..and I just say really loud..."BYE-Kea!!!". More groans all around. So yeah, kind of a daily double.
In honour of the year of the horse:
Kung 'neigh' fat choi!
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
Because theyโre above us.
Hi Bro!
It's a Heil five
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
Because it's General Electric.
Or Admiral I suppose.
โIโm sorry. We donโt serve minors.โ
I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
Dear Dad,
University i$ really great.
I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply ยขan't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, your $usie.
I immediately replied backโฆ
Dear Susie,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
When he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
A Hola-peno
G. I. Jokes
Dad: What do you have there in your porridge, son?
Son: Just wheat and bananas
Dad: Salut "and bananas", je suis ton pรจre
Co-worker: "Was that a genocide joke?"
Joker: "Yes, genocide jokes kill."
Mammoth, do you know what a shitsu is?
A breed of dog?
No, a zoo with no animals.
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I work in IT at a university, and I was requested to update a template email my office sends out to prospective students. Whenever I start an email, I always begin with the salutation "Hello [student name]. With a full stop period.
Among the other changes requested, folk wanted me to change the period to a comma, because it "looks better" or something. I don't know.
After a bit of back and forth, I gave in and said "Fine. I'll give in to your filthy comma-unist ways." Many groans were had all around the office.
o7, as we all know, is used to "salute" other players. A friend of mine who's a father of 3 got sick of seeing this emoticon and said during the match: "You folks really need to get your calendars checked, it's 2014, not '07"
