Someone asked me what namaste meant the other day...
I told them it's when you don't want to leave.
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︎ Jan 15 2017
Yesterday I got kicked out of yoga class.
My instructor said you need to go.
I said namaste
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What did the rowdy guy in the yoga class say when the instructor asked him to leave?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Iโm having a hell of a time getting this yoga instructor to leave my house.
Every time I ask her to leave she just says โnamaste.โ
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︎ Mar 24 2021
My mother told me she was abandoning the family to go across the world and study yoga. I had only one thing to say to her:
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I believe I speak for almost all of us here
*Good morning
*Buenos dias
*Bonjour
*Guten Morgen
*Boungiorno
*Bom dia
*God morgon
*Selamat pagi
*Goedemorgen
*God morgen
*Dobroye utro
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Hey Dad, you wanna come to Yoga class with me?
Dad: Namaste home instead
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know heโs being evicted
He opens the door and tells him โNamasteโ.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I don't really fancy doing yoga outside during lockdown
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︎ May 22 2020
Why didn't the redneck leave the yoga class when it was over?
On his way out he said "see you next week". The instructor responded "namaste" , and the redneck said "Oh. Then I'm-a-stayin too".
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Hey dad, Iโm gonna go do some yoga want to come?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
My wife asked if I was going to yoga with her
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︎ Apr 15 2018
What did the stubborn man say when the yoga instructor tried to get hm to leave?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
What did the Hindu man say when his friends invited him to go out?
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︎ Feb 04 2017
The wife likes yoga.
Wife: "Hey, you want to go to yoga class with me?"
Me: "Namaste here."
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︎ Sep 05 2014
A yogi asked me if I was gonna go to their class.
I replied, "Namaste here."
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︎ Aug 26 2019
I did yoga the other day, it was so much fun when the instructor told us to leave..
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︎ May 31 2019
What did the hippie say when I told him to get off my couch?
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︎ May 11 2019
A mother and her son attend a yoga class.
After 30 minutes of the session the mother says, โIโm going to go. My back is really sore.โ
The son replies, โNamaste.โ
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︎ Jul 07 2018
Wife asked if I wanted to go to Yoga with her this morning...
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︎ Mar 11 2019
I almost got kicked out of my monk commune...
But then I said, "Namaste"
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︎ Mar 11 2017
What did the tired Buddhist say when his friends tried to get him up?
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︎ Jun 14 2018
I've had this joke for 10 years, finally able to use it.
My kid sister came into the dining room, asked if I wanted to do yoga.
"Namaste here."
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︎ Nov 21 2016
What did the Bhuddist say to the Hotel Clerk when asked if he was checking out of his room?
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︎ Jun 14 2018
Two yoga instructors walk into a bar. The first one asks, "are you gonna go?"
The second answers, "namaste"
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︎ Jun 29 2018
I asked my buddy if he wanted to leave his yoga class early.
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︎ Jul 27 2015
What does the Dalia Lama say when he's asked to leave?
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︎ Aug 12 2017
I was thinking about leaving my yoga class
But now I'm thinkin' namaste.
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︎ Mar 31 2016
Ghandi started a fight at a party. When asked to leave, he replied
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︎ Apr 12 2017
I was visiting D.C (from Baltimore) & took a yoga class. After class, the instructor said "Please come back, we'd love to have you again." I responded...
"namaste in Baltimore, thanks"
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︎ Jun 17 2017
Friend of mine just pulled this one on me.
Me: Namaste
Friend: no it's Friday you idiot.
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︎ Jan 21 2017
What did the monk say when he was asked to leave his temple?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Dad, are you going to yoga class?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I asked a contrarian yoga instructor to go away
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︎ May 13 2017
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