Someone asked me what namaste meant the other day...

I told them it's when you don't want to leave.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hmshinobi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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Yesterday I got kicked out of yoga class.

My instructor said you need to go. I said namaste

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NTF0
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What did the rowdy guy in the yoga class say when the instructor asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/elko
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Iโ€™m having a hell of a time getting this yoga instructor to leave my house.

Every time I ask her to leave she just says โ€œnamaste.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mlucasr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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My mother told me she was abandoning the family to go across the world and study yoga. I had only one thing to say to her:

Namaste.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StringTraveler
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I believe I speak for almost all of us here

*Good morning *Buenos dias *Bonjour *Guten Morgen *Boungiorno *Bom dia *God morgon *Selamat pagi *Goedemorgen *God morgen *Dobroye utro

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Hey Dad, you wanna come to Yoga class with me?

Dad: Namaste home instead

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jakevh28
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know heโ€™s being evicted

He opens the door and tells him โ€œNamasteโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boobaloo222
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.

It helps me namaste at home.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/UndaVosari
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I don't really fancy doing yoga outside during lockdown

Namaste in instead...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/akjohnston87
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Why didn't the redneck leave the yoga class when it was over?

On his way out he said "see you next week". The instructor responded "namaste" , and the redneck said "Oh. Then I'm-a-stayin too".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mediamanrit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Hey dad, Iโ€™m gonna go do some yoga want to come?

Namaste home.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fizzzingwhizbee
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My wife asked if I was going to yoga with her

"Namaste home today."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jstohler
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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What did the stubborn man say when the yoga instructor tried to get hm to leave?

Nah, Imma stay (namaste)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What did the Hindu man say when his friends invited him to go out?

Namaste home.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boris_keys
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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The wife likes yoga.

Wife: "Hey, you want to go to yoga class with me?"

Me: "Namaste here."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tamarockstar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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A yogi asked me if I was gonna go to their class.

I replied, "Namaste here."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PeterPenishood
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I did yoga the other day, it was so much fun when the instructor told us to leave..

I said, Namaste.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/drupacshakurr
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31 2019
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What did the hippie say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bike619
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 11 2019
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A mother and her son attend a yoga class.

After 30 minutes of the session the mother says, โ€œIโ€™m going to go. My back is really sore.โ€

The son replies, โ€œNamaste.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HowToGod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Wife asked if I wanted to go to Yoga with her this morning...

I said, namaste.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/grildcheese
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I almost got kicked out of my monk commune...

But then I said, "Namaste"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bsjay
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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What did the tired Buddhist say when his friends tried to get him up?

Namaste in bed!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Doctr1989
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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I've had this joke for 10 years, finally able to use it.

My kid sister came into the dining room, asked if I wanted to do yoga. "Namaste here."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OnlyLogic
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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What did the Bhuddist say to the Hotel Clerk when asked if he was checking out of his room?

"Namaste."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GameHeadAche
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Two yoga instructors walk into a bar. The first one asks, "are you gonna go?"

The second answers, "namaste"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thebigbadben
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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I asked my buddy if he wanted to leave his yoga class early.

He said, "namaste."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hyptian
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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What does the Dalia Lama say when he's asked to leave?

Namaste

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dont_look_up
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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I was thinking about leaving my yoga class

But now I'm thinkin' namaste.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spainman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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Ghandi started a fight at a party. When asked to leave, he replied

Namaste

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Alth-
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 12 2017
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I was visiting D.C (from Baltimore) & took a yoga class. After class, the instructor said "Please come back, we'd love to have you again." I responded...

"namaste in Baltimore, thanks"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/clickclickonsal
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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Friend of mine just pulled this one on me.

Me: Namaste Friend: no it's Friday you idiot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/asdf421
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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What did the monk say when he was asked to leave his temple?

Namaste.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Car_radio21
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Dad, are you going to yoga class?

Dad: Namaste

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jakevh28
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I asked a contrarian yoga instructor to go away

He said "namaste"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Escaridole
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 13 2017
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