Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.

Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
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Oh the humanity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atalkingpizzabox
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When do you think humanity peaked?

Well, after we invented the wheel, it was all downhill from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yorkshirenation
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I just read about the most ground breaking invention in the history of humanity

It’s a shovel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergio_the_pro
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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The chickens are starting to rebel against humanity.

It's a chicken coup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahiraMalik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My dad being a dad while playing Cards Against Humanity

SFW: https://imgur.com/Yg6JRDJ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fatkin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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I want to create a sculpture of all the things that are holding humanity back.

I'd call it "statue of limitations".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacmans_mum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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The actual peak of humanity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beijial
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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It's fascinating viewing the data over humanity's exponential consumption of lumber over time.

It is presented, of course, as a log log log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NessaSola
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it β€˜Hawaii 2’ because β€œit’s on the Maine land.” connecticut.cbslocal.com/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Think of a dark future where humanity has to take to the stars because earth is no longer inhabitable.

That's unsettling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpunkBunkers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Venetian blinds were a really crucial discovery for humanity,

Because otherwise it would be curtains for all of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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The inventor of the elastic waistband has finally been recognized for his contribution to humanity.

He was awarded the No-Belt Prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theikos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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Playing cards against humanity with my dad.

The cards were "I drink to forget - pooping in a laptop and closing it."

He says, "You mean a craptop?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gvjssb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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THE HUMANITY. imgur.com/NV4tEw3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylwells
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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Oh the humanity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmaxey813
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2014
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Oh the humanity! (x-post /r/gifs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOXMAN8745
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2014
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My humanities professor got us today.

Professor: What does everyone say about borque? Class: confused looks* Professor: If it's borque, don't fix it! Class: audible groans*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titaniumuinatit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2014
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