Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
I'm starting my new job as a human chess piece.
The money is great. I'm on knights next week.
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
I used to be a head of human resources.
But then it got too personnel.
My wife said, “I don’t understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids
then it behooves you to become a centaur.
Swedish inventors have created cyborgs which are hard to distinguish from real humans.
Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.
How does a train eat human food?
My friend creates hybrid animals. She made a cow with human glutes. It turned out to be so cute!
I really like to look at her butt-ox!
I successfully crossbred a human and a coffee plant
The first human bean is here
I built a catapult that can send a human from the USA all the way to Africa
What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach
9 times out of 10 a carnivore will choose a small space rock over human flesh...
Because the rock is a little meteor.
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
which bone of the human body is the funny bone?
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
Human interest for 2021 Lent
A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition.
This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow...
If you want to make easy money, just take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
What did the fish say to the human
The Mama Roach asked "What will happen to us if that human sprays us with Raid?"
The Papa Roach replied "Suffocation. No breathing."
Introducing the fauna of the human body
Humans go through reincarnation. What do shoes go through?
So I read a study the other day claiming that “humans eat more bananas than monkeys”
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs?
Severed Human Nose Found
I live across from a lake and some fisherman found a severed human nose. The detective on the case asked if I know who it belongs to. I replied, "no body nose."
Ridiculously photogenic humans (Credit: how.how)
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
I have a human DNA joke
It’s pretty long. It comes in 46 parts. Also, everyone tells the joke differently, but usually family members tell pretty much the same joke.
If humans were trees, how deep would the roots be ?
Did you hear about the human cannon-ball?
What do Demons store human souls in?
How many bones are in a human hand?
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
How are humans like snowflakes?
It's hard to drive when too many of them get piled up on the roads.
Whats the difference between a human and an animal?
You can legally put down one
Today I don't have a dad joke for you. I have a dad fact. Did you know humans eat more seeds than birds?
It's true! When was the last time you ate a bird?
How many bones are in a human body?
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”
Me: That makes two of us.
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My friend hit it big taking pictures of salmon in human clothes.
He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
So, I read a study the other day claiming that "humans eat more bananas than monkeys".
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs...
I've just been offered a job as a human chess piece...
The money is good.
I'm on knights this week.
Which is the funniest bone in the human body?
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has broke his back.
We didn’t have Oleg to stand on.
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