Cards Against Humanity Puns

A list of puns related to "Cards Against Humanity"

My dad being a dad while playing Cards Against Humanity

SFW: https://imgur.com/Yg6JRDJ

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👤︎ u/Fatkin
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it ‘Hawaii 2’ because “it’s on the Maine land.” connecticut.cbslocal.com/…
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👤︎ u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69
📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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Playing cards against humanity with my dad.

The cards were "I drink to forget - pooping in a laptop and closing it."

He says, "You mean a craptop?"

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👤︎ u/Gvjssb
📅︎ Dec 20 2015
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While eating pizza with some friends one of them dad joked

So we were playing cards against humanity having beers and eating pizza when a piece of uneaten pizza crust flys across the room and lands in one of my lady friends lap.

So then her friend said to her "hey you might want to clean out your crotch, it's getting a little crusty."

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👤︎ u/TommyPot
📅︎ Jul 21 2014
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Got a girl I've been talking to.

She sent me a picture of a card she had in 'Cards Against Humanity.'

It said, "Getting abducted by Peter Pan."

I told her it looks like things just didn't pan out.

Queue groans.

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👤︎ u/ExistentialSpirit
📅︎ Oct 31 2014
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