Hawaii 2 Puns

"Who's there?"

"Hawaii"

"Hawaii who?"

"I'm fine, Hawaii you?"

But hey, that’s Hawaii roll.

Hello punsters!

My fiancee and I are having a combined bachelor and bachelorette party that will be Hawaii themed and sadly I got stuck coming up with the invite.

I know reddit is full of quips and puns so any help would be greatly appreciated. The gist of the party will be bring a dish to pass around, wear Hawaii themed clothes, and after we will be playing board/trivia games.

I already have something along the lines of dress in your hawaiian clothes to ensure you'll get leigh'd, but any help you wordsmiths can offer would be great!

Thanks reddit!

Me: Mom, are we going anywhere for your 50th since its the big one.

Mom: hmm havent really thought about.

Dad: Hawaii

Me: ah, why Hawaii?

Dad: Because it'll be Hawaii five-0

Wife: We should go to Hawaii again.

Me: No, everytime we go to Hawaii you get pregnant.

Wife: We have only been to Hawaii once.

Me: and you got pregnant.

Parents were about to leave Hawaii after a vacation. My dad texted me if I wanted a coconut, so I answered "sure, why not?"
"Then go to Schnuck's [local grocery chain], they're a lot cheaper there."

Thanks, dad

A year or two back, I was at this coffee farm in Hawaii. In the store, where they sell their coffee, I noticed a jar of Kopi Luwak on display (for those you that don't know, it's coffee that's eaten and defecated by an Asian civet). Because it's kind of a rarity, I was surprised that had a jar of it just sitting on the table. So I asked the older man that worked there if Kopi Luwak was something they sold there. He says, "No, we don't sell that shit here." I died a little inside.

Me: Grandma I like that dress did you get it from the Philippines?

GF: No look at the flower print it's from Hawaii

Me: Ah, I didn't know that belonged to a...Spacific Island

A coworker of mine was commenting on how she'd always wanted to visit Hawaii.

I, seeing the first opportunity in hours to make a crappy joke, ask her "Well, Hawaii would you want to go there?"

^^Get ^^it ^^because ^^some ^^people ^^pronounce ^^things ^^like ^^what ^^and ^^why ^^like ^^hwhat ^^and ^^hwhy
^^^^I ^^^^swear ^^^^I'm ^^^^funny ^^^^sometimes.

I'm currently taking a course in computer communication, and explained some of the history of the internet and networking in general with my parents.

When I got to the part about wireless connections, I mentioned that the first wireless data network was the ALOHA-NET, which was developed on the Hawaii islands.

Dad was quiet for a few seconds, and then said with a smile:

"Is that why it's called HawaiiFi?

I asked an American friend if Hawaiian pizzas are actually popular in Hawaii. Alas, dad was quicker and reminded me that any type of pizza in Hawaii is Hawaiian, obviously.

My stepmom texted the family in a group chat and said, "Landed in Hawaii!" So of course my dad texted back saying, "Wow, me too!!"

Groan

We are on a ski trip in Colorado for his birthday and Christmas. We have to wake up early so we can get a good parking space and beat the crowds. Today is his birthday and our alarm clock this morning was the theme song to Hawaii 5-O. He turned 50 today. Hahaha.

On days like today I really miss my dad, but then I remember he's in a better place.

Hawaii is great this time of year.

But that’s just Hawaii roll.

But that’s just Hawaii roll.