I guess that makes him a ForceKin
I've been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and I've finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad.
When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket. What was awesome was they were kept in this machine that was specifially made to heat blankets. I laid the blanket over my wife and siad. "do you think they keep these at womb temperature?" I heard a nurse laugh for a solid 3 minutes.
This is my legacy.
you'll have to man-nipple-ate your images.
He wasn't getting enough noots.
They told me to check my privileges.
My girlfriend was looking at tumblr and comes across an adorable picture of a pig smiling at the camera.
She shows me and says "look at this pig posing for a picture!"
I say, "yes, he's quite the ham"
Today in maths, someone behind me said “I’m cold.” and my automatic response was to reply “Hi cold, I’m dad.” and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.
Found this on Tumblr.
thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?” jungwildeandfree: hats off for the ultimate dad joke
Link to the pic directly: https://i.imgur.com/ebcoXCg.jpg
Roommate 1: so what's your tumblr URL? Roommate 2, just entering conversation: URL? Me: No, I R Jack.