A list of puns related to "Tumblr"
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
You matter.
I've been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and I've finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad.
When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket. What was awesome was they were kept in this machine that was specifially made to heat blankets. I laid the blanket over my wife and siad. "do you think they keep these at womb temperature?" I heard a nurse laugh for a solid 3 minutes.
This is my legacy.
you'll have to man-nipple-ate your images.
http://i.imgur.com/fmGslhx.jpg
He wasn't getting enough noots.
http://i.imgur.com/30Jvnmz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CrhbZdv.png
They told me to check my privileges.
My girlfriend was looking at tumblr and comes across an adorable picture of a pig smiling at the camera.
She shows me and says "look at this pig posing for a picture!"
I say, "yes, he's quite the ham"
Today in maths, someone behind me said βIβm cold.β and my automatic response was to reply βHi cold, Iβm dad.β and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.
http://i.imgur.com/424NPV4.jpg
http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/2j3zv9/twin_adoption_problems/
Link to the pic directly: https://i.imgur.com/ebcoXCg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhYxGkd.jpg
http://imgur.com/YRfuwd0
Found this on Tumblr.
thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed βmOTHERFUCKERβ and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said βyou rang?β jungwildeandfree: hats off for the ultimate dad joke
From: http://oliverwdahl.tumblr.com/post/75540406434/jungwildeandfree-thisismedisappearing-i
Roommate 1: so what's your tumblr URL? Roommate 2, just entering conversation: URL? Me: No, I R Jack.
http://i.imgur.com/R03z7ZY.png
http://i.imgur.com/oN8fib0.jpg
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