Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red hats?
What's Thanos' favourite social network?
I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens
But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.
If it existed, what kind of social networking site would Jesus use?
My therapist just told me I have extreme difficulty in picking up social cues.
I think she is in love with me.
I just called GameStop Customer Service...
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
Why does Utah have such poor cell phone service?
What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?
Did you hear about this social media personality that went viral?
to be more specific, it was influenza
Which social network has the most avid readers in the world?
My neighbor is stalking me by looking me up on Google and checking my social media every hour
I saw it through my telescope last night
I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
Why do people hate reposts on this social network?
Because they’ve already reddit.
How does a salad begin a religious service?
A river is just a cloud based streaming service...
Channing Tatum is starting a new internet service company.
It's called Channing Tatum Channeling Datum.
What does a grizzly say when he calls customer service?
I started a bird food-delivery service in my neighborhood
What do you call a minty horse on social media?
A tik tok tic tac clip clop.
Social distancing doesn’t work
No matter how far apart two people are, there’s only four feet between them!
Why does cryptocurrency customer service sucks?
Because all they do is hold
My mom’s sister runs the local candlelight services for the community
The Final Catholic Service
The Final Catholic religious service right before the world is destroyed will be held in an ICBM silo.
They'll have Critical Mass.
Why can't Welshmen be in the intelligence services?
I don't get how it's possible to reduce the social distancing requirement from six feet to three feet.
In almost all cases its impossible to have three feet between 2 people.
what did the doctor say to the man with the social media addiction?
I am very sorry sir, I am afraid your condition is not tweetable....
I'm a utilitarian when it comes to social media.
The ends justify the memes.
I saw an add for Tinkle radiator service.
The #1 place to take a leak.
It is in Des Moines look it up!
What cellphone network did Quagmire have?
Social media issues
The other day I Stumbledupon my Instagram and lost Pinterest
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing...
But this is as close as I could get.
A mom joke really, as my wife said it as we walked passed an Easter service letting out where "Sunday finest" isn't a thing.
Me: "Really?! She wore ripped jeans to an Easter mass?"
Wife: "Those are her holy jeans."
Amazon has started a new service where they deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
Why did the hermit crab become a hacker?
He was really into shellcode
I went to a restaurant, and the service was terrible. Plus they ran out of utensils.
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
My friend gave me a book about social media as a gift.
Unfortunately, I already Reddit.
I took my car for a service yesterday morning.
The pastor told me to get out, as I was blocking the aisle.
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