Social Network Puns

A list of puns related to "Social Network"

What's Thanos' favourite social network?

Snapchat

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👤︎ u/MyNameSpaghette
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens

But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.

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👤︎ u/infinitywee
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.

I did it to make hens meet.

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👤︎ u/yoav-bam
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Which social network has the most avid readers in the world?

Reddit

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👤︎ u/DrakeVader
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Why do people hate reposts on this social network?

Because they’ve already reddit.

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👤︎ u/AlexPascu007
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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On joining social networks

I told my dad he should get on LinkedIn. He said "maybe someday."

A minute later he comes back into the room and says, "I wanna be Linked Out!", chuckling to himself.

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👤︎ u/athennna
📅︎ Aug 31 2013
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What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

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👤︎ u/pomacanthus_asfur
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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If it existed, what kind of social networking site would Jesus use?

Faithbook.

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👤︎ u/Joshifi3d
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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My two 7 year olds got me tonight.

My 7 year old daughter started with "What do you call an underwater social network? Fishbook!" My 7 year old son then said "What is the best animal to hit a baseball? A bat!" Mother of god...what have I done?

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👤︎ u/tinman10104
📅︎ Oct 25 2017
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