What's Thanos' favourite social network?

Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameSpaghette
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens

But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.

I did it to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Which social network has the most avid readers in the world?

Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Why do people hate reposts on this social network?

Because they’ve already reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexPascu007
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On joining social networks

I told my dad he should get on LinkedIn. He said "maybe someday."

A minute later he comes back into the room and says, "I wanna be Linked Out!", chuckling to himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athennna
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red hats?

It's called FezBook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomacanthus_asfur
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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If it existed, what kind of social networking site would Jesus use?

Faithbook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshifi3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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My two 7 year olds got me tonight.

My 7 year old daughter started with "What do you call an underwater social network? Fishbook!" My 7 year old son then said "What is the best animal to hit a baseball? A bat!" Mother of god...what have I done?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinman10104
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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