My neighbor is stalking me by looking me up on Google and checking my social media every hour

I saw it through my telescope last night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What do you call a minty horse on social media?

A tik tok tic tac clip clop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam_Gill_1965
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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what did the doctor say to the man with the social media addiction?

I am very sorry sir, I am afraid your condition is not tweetable....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eluchel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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I'm a utilitarian when it comes to social media.

The ends justify the memes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Social media issues

The other day I Stumbledupon my Instagram and lost Pinterest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuck1705
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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My friend gave me a book about social media as a gift.

Unfortunately, I already Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memetric_system
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.

wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SocialPerformer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What social media platform do chickens enjoy?

faceBAWK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freekingrobby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a reptile that's always starting shit on social media?

An instagator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oneiroknots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?

A pro-grammer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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what's the most well-known cake in social media?

pound cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/de_Deus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.

He's calling it "Faithbook".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickengun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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If all social media came to an end

It would be post apocalyptic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens

But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Social media pun
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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For my birthday, my wife got me a book about social media.

It was a sweet gesture, but I already reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?

Al Gore Rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_v_s
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I love social media, I can offend thousands of people all at once...

Back in my day, I had to do it one at a time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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How do you measure a social media influencer’s popularity?

By dimensions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eladabbub
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"

They were just fission for compliments.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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If Post Malone uploads a photo of himself on social media...

Does he therefore Post Malone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holywhitefang1
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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If a painter records videos of himself painting and posts them on social media,

is he considered a recording artist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raaalphs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What do you call someone who’s paid to share videos of them self sneezing on social media?

An influenzer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmca420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What do you call a bear who takes a break from social media?

Cybernating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why did the military general refuse to use social media?

It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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This year is a godsend for every optometrist's social media marketing campaign.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ass-with-class
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Thanos has a favorite social media

Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokeyporcupine
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Spider lists its profession on social media

Web Designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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What social media app do cows use?

Bovine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFarLeft
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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That Social Media Book?Already Reddit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonnAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I'm going on a social media fast

I'll see you all next year ✌️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdabby32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Found on social media...

I've got some racing geese to give away...

Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I hate social media, honestly

I reg-reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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My Son asked if I wanted a book about Social Media

I told him: β€œNo thanks I already Reddit”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orbit89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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I got a social media account a while back.

I regreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RetroKev1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.

Another season, another bad crop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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State of social media today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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I tried making an anti social media platform.

But it never went anywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spallboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My social media news feed keeps showing a former vice president dancing to a beat...

... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitjen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Did you hear about the social media app the D.E.A made?

It’s called Raiddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadekinsjackson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Have you heard of the new book about social media?

Yeah, I just Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sapeagle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What is Thanos's favorite social media platform?

Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChefOfRamen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Whats thanos’ favorite social media?

Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jolt0315
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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