My neighbor is stalking me by looking me up on Google and checking my social media every hour
I saw it through my telescope last night
What do you call a minty horse on social media?
A tik tok tic tac clip clop.
what did the doctor say to the man with the social media addiction?
I am very sorry sir, I am afraid your condition is not tweetable....
I'm a utilitarian when it comes to social media.
The ends justify the memes.
Social media issues
The other day I Stumbledupon my Instagram and lost Pinterest
My friend gave me a book about social media as a gift.
Unfortunately, I already Reddit.
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
What social media platform do chickens enjoy?
What do you call a reptile that's always starting shit on social media?
What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?
what's the most well-known cake in social media?
I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
If all social media came to an end
It would be post apocalyptic
I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens
But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.
One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media
For my birthday, my wife got me a book about social media.
It was a sweet gesture, but I already reddit.
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
I love social media, I can offend thousands of people all at once...
Back in my day, I had to do it one at a time.
One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media.
How do you measure a social media influencer’s popularity?
A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
They were just fission for compliments.
If Post Malone uploads a photo of himself on social media...
Does he therefore Post Malone?
If a painter records videos of himself painting and posts them on social media,
is he considered a recording artist?
What do you call someone who’s paid to share videos of them self sneezing on social media?
What do you call a bear who takes a break from social media?
Why did the military general refuse to use social media?
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
This year is a godsend for every optometrist's social media marketing campaign.
Thanos has a favorite social media
Spider lists its profession on social media
What social media app do cows use?
That Social Media Book?Already Reddit.
I'm going on a social media fast
I'll see you all next year ✌️
Found on social media...
I've got some racing geese to give away...
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.
I hate social media, honestly
My Son asked if I wanted a book about Social Media
I told him: “No thanks I already Reddit”
I got a social media account a while back.
My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
State of social media today.
I tried making an anti social media platform.
But it never went anywhere.
My social media news feed keeps showing a former vice president dancing to a beat...
... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
Did you hear about the social media app the D.E.A made?
Have you heard of the new book about social media?
What is Thanos's favorite social media platform?
Whats thanos’ favorite social media?
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