what did the doctor say to the man with the social media addiction?
      I am very sorry sir, I am afraid your condition is not tweetable....
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︎ Apr 13 2021
        
       
      
     
      I'm a utilitarian when it comes to social media.
      The ends justify the memes.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
        
       
      
     
      Social media issues
      The other day I Stumbledupon my Instagram and lost Pinterest
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︎ Apr 14 2021
        
       
      
     
      My friend gave me a book about social media as a gift.
      Unfortunately, I already Reddit.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What social media platform do chickens enjoy?
      
      
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︎ Mar 04 2021
        
       
      
     
      what's the most well-known cake in social media?
      
      
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︎ Feb 27 2021
        
       
      
     
      What do you call a reptile that's always starting shit on social media?
      
      
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︎ Feb 12 2021
        
       
      
     
      What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?
      
      
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︎ Feb 15 2021
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
      wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
        
       
      
     
      I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
      He's calling it "Faithbook".
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︎ Dec 17 2020
        
       
      
     
      If all social media came to an end
      It would be post apocalyptic
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︎ Dec 16 2020
        
       
      
     
      I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens
      But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Social media pun
      
      
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︎ Aug 27 2020
        
       
      
     
      One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media
      
      
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︎ Jun 28 2020
        
       
      
     
      What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
      
      
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︎ Sep 18 2020
        
       
      
     
      For my birthday, my wife got me a book about social media.
      It was a sweet gesture, but I already reddit.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I love social media, I can offend thousands of people all at once...
      Back in my day, I had to do it one at a time.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
        
       
      
     
      One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media.
      
      
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︎ Jun 28 2020
        
       
      
     
      How do you measure a social media influencerβs popularity?
      
      
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︎ May 13 2020
        
       
      
     
      A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
      They were just fission for compliments.
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 19 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      If Post Malone uploads a photo of himself on social media...
      Does he therefore Post Malone?
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
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︎ May 03 2020
        
       
      
     
      If a painter records videos of himself painting and posts them on social media,
      is he considered a recording artist?
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 14 2020
        
       
      
     
      What do you call a bear who takes a break from social media?
      
      
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︎ Apr 28 2020
        
       
      
     
      What do you call someone whoβs paid to share videos of them self sneezing on social media?
      
      
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︎ Apr 12 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why did the military general refuse to use social media?
      It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
        π︎ 12
         
        
        
        π
︎ Mar 23 2020
        
       
      
     
      This year is a godsend for every optometrist's social media marketing campaign.
      
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 04 2020
        
       
      
     
      Spider lists its profession on social media
      
      
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        π
︎ Mar 07 2020
        
       
      
     
      What social media app do cows use?
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Mar 07 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Thanos has a favorite social media
      
      
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︎ May 01 2019
        
       
      
     
      Found on social media...
      I've got some racing geese to give away...
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 21 2020
        
       
      
     
      I'm going on a social media fast
      I'll see you all next year βοΈ
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 31 2019
        
       
      
     
      That Social Media Book?Already Reddit.
      
      
        π︎ 10
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 07 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I hate social media, honestly
      
      
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        π
︎ Oct 19 2019
        
       
      
     
      I got a social media account a while back.
      
      
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 21 2019
        
       
      
     
      What is Thanos' favorite social media playform?
      
      
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jun 01 2019
        
       
      
     
      My Son asked if I wanted a book about Social Media
      I told him: βNo thanks I already Redditβ
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︎ Jul 08 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
      Another season, another bad crop.
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        π
︎ Jun 27 2019
        
       
      
     
      State of social media today.
      
      
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        π
︎ Sep 04 2018
        
       
      
     
      I tried making an anti social media platform.
      But it never went anywhere.
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 11 2019
        
       
      
     
      Did you hear about the social media app the D.E.A made?
      
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
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︎ Jul 03 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      My social media news feed keeps showing a former vice president dancing to a beat...
      ... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 06 2018
        
       
      
     
      Have you heard of the new book about social media?
      
      
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        π
︎ Apr 28 2019
        
       
      
     
      What do you call back pain from being on social media for long periods of time?
      
      
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        π
︎ Mar 15 2019
        
       
      
     
      What is Thanos's favorite social media platform?
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 09 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Whats thanosβ favorite social media?
      
      
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︎ Apr 05 2019
        
       
      
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