I actually don’t understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok

What’s Kesha done to deserve this?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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How did TikTok become so popular?

They chose a really good TokTik

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Saw this on a tiktok about a lesbian couple that look like sisters - Dopplebangers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessabel436
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many questions.

Like, "Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?"

"Why is it in a bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..

Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewzerman
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Why you should knock on fridge before opening it?

Because there could be a salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enemy991
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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where did captain hook get his hook?

at a secondhand store

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My friend said I wouldn’t be able to name two structures that hold water.

I was like, β€œWell, damn.”

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What’s Captain Hook’s least favorite App?

TikTok

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My son asked me what does gay mean

Me: it's means being happy

Son: so are you gay dad?

Me: no son, I have an wife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAUSTIC101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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My friend makes a living off of being the sound of a clock.

Her actual words were, "I'm a tiktoker," but I knew what she meant.

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What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?

I bet there’s gold in them/their hills.

(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)

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My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.

I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.

Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.

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I can’t live without him
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